Matt Pinwall 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇦🌮🍿🚀💥🍊😆🇲🇽🚫🤴🤴
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Triple Dickhead (Moby 🐳, 🎸 Dale, PK 🛸) and erstwhile slacker
Absolutely the most fun I've ever had at the movies, and almost the only time I was openly proud about being an American while living abroad. Spike Lee for the cultural win.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Absolutely the most fun I've ever had at the movies, and almost the only time I was openly proud about being an American while living abroad. Spike Lee for the cultural win.
My girlfriend and I were laughing so hard the entirety of the rest of the audience ssssshd us. One lady threatened to call the manager. I told her I could show her some government inspected meat if she did.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My girlfriend and I were laughing so hard the entirety of the rest of the audience ssssshd us. One lady threatened to call the manager. I told her I could show her some government inspected meat if she did.
And the subtitle was (in French) 'I would like to show you 15 centimeters of government inspected meat certified for safety'
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
And the subtitle was (in French) 'I would like to show you 15 centimeters of government inspected meat certified for safety'
Ex: the scene where Lola is recounting the various duds she's had over the years, one gut brags about his 10 inches of USDA grade A tube streak
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ex: the scene where Lola is recounting the various duds she's had over the years, one gut brags about his 10 inches of USDA grade A tube streak
I first saw "She's Gotta Have It" in a French Art theater in Grenoble when it was first released, and it was subtitled in French, and it was doubly hilarious because the subtitles were so bad
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I first saw "She's Gotta Have It" in a French Art theater in Grenoble when it was first released, and it was subtitled in French, and it was doubly hilarious because the subtitles were so bad
Somebody should ask him "People are saying you can't wave your left hand. Can you?" And then Getty will get another good shot of his right hand
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Somebody should ask him "People are saying you can't wave your left hand. Can you?" And then Getty will get another good shot of his right hand
Zeroeth world problems
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Zeroeth world problems
The sad part is, the dementia will prevent him from seeing any jail time. They won't try him non compis mentis.
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The sad part is, the dementia will prevent him from seeing any jail time. They won't try him non compis mentis.
Your mouth to Satan's ears
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Your mouth to Satan's ears
Trmp's grandfather, the pimp, wouldn't be allowed in either
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trmp's grandfather, the pimp, wouldn't be allowed in either
I'm reminded for some reason that the Tea Party rose on the information Obama and FEMA were going to put random citizens in camps built under abandoned Walmarts, which was enough to get them in the streets protesting. I didn't seem to see them in the streets now. Oh, wait I do, they're all in ICE
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm reminded for some reason that the Tea Party rose on the information Obama and FEMA were going to put random citizens in camps built under abandoned Walmarts, which was enough to get them in the streets protesting. I didn't seem to see them in the streets now. Oh, wait I do, they're all in ICE
It's Ed Koch. His old apartment building in the Village hired an exorcist and now he's got nowhere else to go
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's Ed Koch. His old apartment building in the Village hired an exorcist and now he's got nowhere else to go
It's Xeno's dreidel. Every single spin wins you half the pot, and the game goes on forever
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's Xeno's dreidel. Every single spin wins you half the pot, and the game goes on forever
To be fair, Andrew Jackson would have been worthy of being tried in the Hague, had international human rights organizations existed in the 19th century.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
To be fair, Andrew Jackson would have been worthy of being tried in the Hague, had international human rights organizations existed in the 19th century.
Fortunately there's no radiation in space that can affect delicate electronic components
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Fortunately there's no radiation in space that can affect delicate electronic components
Hunh, it's almost like big business doesn't want a level playing field in competition, go figure
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hunh, it's almost like big business doesn't want a level playing field in competition, go figure
Mike Yastrzemski, right? Not Carl?
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Mike Yastrzemski, right? Not Carl?
Sure. Why they haven't done the same thing for the 200 tankers carrying Russian oil under false papers or registration to avoid sanctions is my next question.
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sure. Why they haven't done the same thing for the 200 tankers carrying Russian oil under false papers or registration to avoid sanctions is my next question.
This is a guy who's never ever gotten an Explanation of Benefits in the mail, once.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is a guy who's never ever gotten an Explanation of Benefits in the mail, once.
It's always something for nothing, whether it's hyping crypto, extorting money from companies and sovereign governments, cheating on his mortgages, selling fake degrees and watches that don't work. It's the brand.
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's always something for nothing, whether it's hyping crypto, extorting money from companies and sovereign governments, cheating on his mortgages, selling fake degrees and watches that don't work. It's the brand.