Moby Mick
@moby-ick.bsky.social
Call me stupid all you want, you can’t hurt me with the truth.
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Moby Mick
@moby-ick.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Only the true king of England can unclog my toilet.
Everything I know about car maintenance, I learned to spite mechanics. $1000 for brake pads? My ass.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everything I know about car maintenance, I learned to spite mechanics. $1000 for brake pads? My ass.
The meanest thing I can say about the President is that he genuinely reminds me of my mother-in-law
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The meanest thing I can say about the President is that he genuinely reminds me of my mother-in-law
I upset every white Buddhist I meet by asking them what Catholic School they attended
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I upset every white Buddhist I meet by asking them what Catholic School they attended
As a Massachusettsan, my favorite thing in the world is sitting atop my throne of Dunkin’ boxes and social programs while red state democrats apologize to me for the misdeeds of their peers.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
As a Massachusettsan, my favorite thing in the world is sitting atop my throne of Dunkin’ boxes and social programs while red state democrats apologize to me for the misdeeds of their peers.
If you can’t handle me at my quid, then you don’t deserve me at my pro quo
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you can’t handle me at my quid, then you don’t deserve me at my pro quo
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shifting out of first gear is downright easy
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
shifting out of first gear is downright easy
No gift says “you’re going to have to do a really weird errand in thirty years” quite like a treasury bond.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No gift says “you’re going to have to do a really weird errand in thirty years” quite like a treasury bond.
The holidays, otherwise known to divorced parents as campaign season
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The holidays, otherwise known to divorced parents as campaign season
Work party drunk is a whole different kind of drunk.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Work party drunk is a whole different kind of drunk.
Why do we let children eat Captain Crunch? Forget being kidnapped into the cartoon realm, this bitch has so much sugar I had one bowl and met Buddha
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why do we let children eat Captain Crunch? Forget being kidnapped into the cartoon realm, this bitch has so much sugar I had one bowl and met Buddha
Olivia Nuzzi is quickly becoming the Forrest Gump of right wing freaks
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is quickly becoming the Forrest Gump of right wing freaks
He’s a four, but he eats roadkill
Olivia Nuzzi: he’s a ten.
Olivia Nuzzi: he’s a ten.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He’s a four, but he eats roadkill
Olivia Nuzzi: he’s a ten.
Olivia Nuzzi: he’s a ten.
The Italians are in denial that garlic makes carbonara taste better.
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Italians are in denial that garlic makes carbonara taste better.
Today I will “respect the troops.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Today I will “respect the troops.”
Veterans Day is weird for me because I love having days off, but I also love disrespecting the troops.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Veterans Day is weird for me because I love having days off, but I also love disrespecting the troops.
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
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the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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Inshallah, brother, New York’s long white boy winter is over
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Inshallah, brother, New York’s long white boy winter is over
State department updates refugee guidelines to prioritize Italian New Yorkers for resettlement
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
State department updates refugee guidelines to prioritize Italian New Yorkers for resettlement
The Italians have officially been dethroned
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The Italians have officially been dethroned
It’s nice to see my cousins at weddings because we all have hereditary giant heads and we can commiserate about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It’s nice to see my cousins at weddings because we all have hereditary giant heads and we can commiserate about it
If you haven’t done your Duolingo today, here’s your reminder
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you haven’t done your Duolingo today, here’s your reminder
Fentanyl-folding outside my house to scare away solar panel salespeople
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Fentanyl-folding outside my house to scare away solar panel salespeople