Maize n Brew Dave
@mnbdave.bsky.social
Husband, father, skier, lawyer, hockey player, bourbon nerd, Star Wars fan, former Senate staffer and lobbyist, college football junkie, founder and retired editor of Maize n Brew. I have opinions and make dad jokes.
When the gummies kick in
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
When the gummies kick in
Hey. Remember when republicans AND democrats crucified anyone who dealt with the Russians and spilled state secrets?
A private call between Trump-appointed envoy Steve Witkoff and Putin advisor Yuri Ushakov was just leaked — and it shows the American envoy effectively acting as a strategist for Moscow.
NEWSFLASH: Witkoff was secretly giving Russians advice
A secret transcript reveals that the Trump envoy was helping a Putin advisor formulate a plan.
www.counteroffensive.news
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey. Remember when republicans AND democrats crucified anyone who dealt with the Russians and spilled state secrets?
the used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the used to make real soundtracks for a movie
A friend got me a present. I love it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A friend got me a present. I love it.
Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
(Jesus this is too accurate)
(Jesus this is too accurate)
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
(Jesus this is too accurate)
(Jesus this is too accurate)
Michigan special teams don’t fuck this up challenge.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Michigan special teams don’t fuck this up challenge.
This is a special kind of turd of a game.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is a special kind of turd of a game.
Superior quality hat, ma’am.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Superior quality hat, ma’am.
Beer snake birth
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Beer snake birth
Game sucks. Vibes do not.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Game sucks. Vibes do not.
Semaj Morgan I’m sure is a good, nice kid who is supremely athletically gifted. But right now he should not be on the field under any circumstances.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Semaj Morgan I’m sure is a good, nice kid who is supremely athletically gifted. But right now he should not be on the field under any circumstances.
This game is such a turd of a rock fight. I chuckle at these bozos trying to spin this into a defensive struggle
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This game is such a turd of a rock fight. I chuckle at these bozos trying to spin this into a defensive struggle
Michigan looks terrible. But it’s a good day to be at the ballpark.
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Michigan looks terrible. But it’s a good day to be at the ballpark.
Every year of our ski trip my buddies and I, usually the first three to arrive, drop $70 at the Arby’s on the way into town before getting to our lodging.
It is a right of passage.
It is delicious.
It wrecks havoc on the plumbing.
We regret nothing and will do this as long as Arby’s is open.
It is a right of passage.
It is delicious.
It wrecks havoc on the plumbing.
We regret nothing and will do this as long as Arby’s is open.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Every year of our ski trip my buddies and I, usually the first three to arrive, drop $70 at the Arby’s on the way into town before getting to our lodging.
It is a right of passage.
It is delicious.
It wrecks havoc on the plumbing.
We regret nothing and will do this as long as Arby’s is open.
It is a right of passage.
It is delicious.
It wrecks havoc on the plumbing.
We regret nothing and will do this as long as Arby’s is open.
People who have never worked a true, honest day of physical abor for pay are the kind of people this stupid country has elevated to positions of authority in thought and political leadership.
And goddammit does it show.
And goddammit does it show.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
People who have never worked a true, honest day of physical abor for pay are the kind of people this stupid country has elevated to positions of authority in thought and political leadership.
And goddammit does it show.
And goddammit does it show.
Reposted by Maize n Brew Dave
Bernie Sanders record of surrounding himself with people who then got gigs of their own by association only to turn out to be absolute disasters at it is only matched in public life by Bill Belichick
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Bernie Sanders record of surrounding himself with people who then got gigs of their own by association only to turn out to be absolute disasters at it is only matched in public life by Bill Belichick
I wish this was true. My particular brand of pessimism tells me people are assholes.
I think the public cares DEEPLY about the right of every American to be whatever they are or want to be and if you don't think that's about trans rights, too, then I don't know what to tell you
Spanberger’s GOP foe spent 57% of her ad budget on anti-trans attacks. Spanberger focused on the economy. You see what won. trib.al/fkMmsR4
The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I wish this was true. My particular brand of pessimism tells me people are assholes.
lol all of them.
John Marshall famously declared that “the power to tax involves the power to destroy.” Our Constitution is premised on limiting the power of the state. Judicial conservatives claim to cherish this idea. Let’s see. www.thebulwark.com/p/which-cons...
Which Conservative Justices Will Fall for Trump’s Tariff Power Grab?
Emergency powers “tend to kindle emergencies,” as a great justice of yore once observed.
www.thebulwark.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
lol all of them.
This is Gaddafi level bullshit.
This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is Gaddafi level bullshit.
Reposted by Maize n Brew Dave
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
Wake up babe. The new ANTIFA flag just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Wake up babe. The new ANTIFA flag just dropped.
Reposted by Maize n Brew Dave
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Really can’t wait to hear what Dabo has to say about losing to Duke at home. I’m sure it’s measured and not at all about redirecting fault and blame at others.
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Really can’t wait to hear what Dabo has to say about losing to Duke at home. I’m sure it’s measured and not at all about redirecting fault and blame at others.
Ole Butthole eyes cost Miami another game huh @surber.bsky.social?
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ole Butthole eyes cost Miami another game huh @surber.bsky.social?
Another Halloween has passed and I think I was stopped 14 times for photos by grown ass adults who turned into kids when they saw the TK suit.
(Photo for reference and because it’s awesome)
(Photo for reference and because it’s awesome)
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Another Halloween has passed and I think I was stopped 14 times for photos by grown ass adults who turned into kids when they saw the TK suit.
(Photo for reference and because it’s awesome)
(Photo for reference and because it’s awesome)