1/2 I have deactivated my account on Twitter (X), which began in 2007. Under Elon Musk, Twitter has not only decided to stop blocking bigots and liars and pro-insurrectionists, it has actively welcomed them, with apparent support from Mr. Musk.

"Daddy, when are you coming home from Berlin?"

It's Princess Day today at home. She's at least 20 now, but they said she was 19 at the time we brought her to our home. That would make her 23 today. Either way... it is Princess Day today.

I just deleted some double spaces from an e-mail because the space looked too big. I was there when they replaced the typewriters. I'm in a generational DMZ.

https://youtu.be/aiVkyD1yzJg

[God making cilantro]

ANGEL: You just want more... parsley? How is this different?

GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, make it taste like soap to some people

I’ve spent much of the last year examining car bloat, the process through which smaller vehicles are being replaced by increasingly massive SUVs and trucks.

What I’ve learned: Huge cars are terrible for society, often in ways that are hidden.

THREAD

whoa, my new strain must be that one you all memed about a week ago cause my feed is extremely confusing right now so gonna find some sativa to counter and see where the Martidarity is coming from

you're hosting a business conference and a bunch of dudes show up yelling the N-word

do you:

(a) kick them out immediately and reassure attendees that you're taking all reasonable measures to keep them safe, or

(b) talk about how you want to someday build tools for attendees to protect themselves

Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg's latest creation is really growing fast. https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2004/2/9/hundreds-register-for-new-facebook-website/

someone broke the first rule of 'vite club...

Rate Limit Exceeded is a great podcast name

The word 'app' has changed context in my mind so when I message a friend about ordering an 'app' I legitimately had to stop and make sure I was saying it right. It's no longer short for appetizer as its primary context.

Has it finally come full circle...? We finally have a legitimate "-gate" instead of a poorly executed suffix.

(re: poorly executed suffixes see also: -holic)

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Hey Darth, Dinkins made it to bluesky!