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Matt
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this world is a nightmare
As a LOST fan who always knew they were making it up as they went, knows that all TV makes it up as it goes and has not watched STRANGER THINGS in half a decade I am like this all the time
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Finally………….my son is home
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me if I was one of the 12 on PLURIBUS
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Here’s me
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Someone go and free my son. I miss him. This can’t go on
October 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This continues to pay dividends
September 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Which normally I’d be fine with but he’s responsible for canonically the funniest panel in Marvel history
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
That said this SOPRANOS one I just got served up made me laugh out loud so
September 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Watching television the way it was intended: On my phone in 30-second increments, vertically cropped to hell with a bunch of lens flares and zooms to sidestep copyright, with captions indicating to me every emotion so I don’t get lost
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Go back to work tomorrow for the first time since the 12th
August 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Well, with Julia that suit _is_ her baseline suit and it comes before Spidey gets the black suit, is the thing
August 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This entire fucking month apparently
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me every time a new issue of “Hush 2” drops
July 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
post a motherfucker you hate
July 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What’s to “admit” here. This is a thing that literally happens all the time including with several beloved Nintendo titles - possibly *most* beloved Nintendo titles
July 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Starts showing up to debates like this
July 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m not saying this isnt happening or that it isn’t happening but that is literally not happening in the quoted tweet
June 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
June 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
May 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
mfw he goes “who are you”
May 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
May 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My small but mighty FCBD haul
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I just. I’m sorry. As someone who is generally still pretty COVID-conscious and masks in most circumstances this…sucks ass?
May 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM