If you want to know why he is like he is, look to his mother as well as his father. I recall her once referring (in the press) to her son and his then wife as the royalty of Australia. And thinking, what a fucking joke 🤢 Only a narcissistic parent would look at those two and make that call.

Just like his father, a festering blob of pus.

I see his oversized boat is AP once again parked up in the Silo Park Super Yacht Marina. Must be doing it tough!

Can't see him making it to many BBQs with his colleagues this summer.

He's be leader into next year but only because the rest of the morally defunct party want to get their summer hols in first

Her next question could have been “What about pensioned off and promised a knighthood?”

He says he's going to be Prime Minister "going into next year". That's at least 6 weeks then.

Tova should’ve handed him a crash helmet ⛑️ and said “Here’s an early Christmas present 🎁 Prime Minister”

A whole 45 seconds out of “are you going to be rolled?”

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He needs to be rolled before Thursday so he doesn't get his entitlements.

You only roll eggs at Easter

How hard is it to say "I have the confidence of the party and our MPs and we work together well as a team.". Sure it's bullshit but at least it sounds good. "Um ah ah uhhhh I just know." is a primary school level answer.