As he seems determined not to let us forget.

If “Rush Hour 4” ever does hit theatres, it’ll be a great chance for online progressives to compete with each other by trying to produce the longest list of reasons why they boycotted it, making them cooler than all the liberal wine moms who didn’t watch it because it’s “Rush Hour 4.”

I have no desire to get any further into Lizza’s head than we already have, but it seems like he genuinely thinks the story he’s telling is one of a sex scandal in which he’s the innocent victim, and that he has no real sense of the magnitude of what he’s confessing.

The Human Centileague

“Then quit.”

Well, I’m glad I said “reportedly” above, because it looks like the Governor may have been too quick to declare the National Guard troops dead. bsky.app/profile/phil...

There’s apparently some debate over whether “infinity minus infinity” even necessarily means “infinity minus itself.”

The short answer is that it’s undefined. The answer can’t be zero, or any other real number, because you can’t define the numeric value of infinity.

The Republican Governor of West Virginia has reportedly confirmed that both members of the National Guard have died.

He has said “we will demand full accountability for this horrific act,” but of course they won’t, because that would mean holding the Trump administration accountable.

We talked about the running joke of Silicon Valley nerds “inventing” things that already exist because they have no curiosity about the world outside of themselves. And then we got online and learned a thing or two about calculus.

“Can’t drop your body on the steps of the FDA if they’ve shut down the FDA.”

Their automated line says press 1 if you’re this guy, or press 5 if you’re not this guy.

When you press 5, it says “Cool, tell this guy to give us a call. Goodbye.”

Okay, so maybe not none.