Matt Blair
@mjmbca.bsky.social
He/Him. Toronto, Canada. If you can explain it to me, then I can explain it to everyone. Elsewhere at https://linktr.ee/mjmbca.
TFW when you have to defend a deeply ratioed post that got four likes.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
TFW when you have to defend a deeply ratioed post that got four likes.
“I don’t know what two things I came here to do! What the fuck?”
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
“I don’t know what two things I came here to do! What the fuck?”
Grok Imagine prompt:
She smiles and says “You’re the best at drinking pee in human history.”
She smiles and says “You’re the best at drinking pee in human history.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Grok Imagine prompt:
She smiles and says “You’re the best at drinking pee in human history.”
She smiles and says “You’re the best at drinking pee in human history.”
I made this a little while back on Frinkiac just because it makes me smile and it’s a fun thing to have on my phone.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I made this a little while back on Frinkiac just because it makes me smile and it’s a fun thing to have on my phone.
This is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is where I post from if you even care
“20 Jazz Funk Greats” is at least based on the pretense of freaking out the UK squares.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“20 Jazz Funk Greats” is at least based on the pretense of freaking out the UK squares.
Pitchfork called Throbbing Gristle’s “20 Jazz Funk Greats” the best industrial album of all time. The title and cover art were a deliberate prank; the album itself was tough listening. youtu.be/dISQz-QqNBU
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Pitchfork called Throbbing Gristle’s “20 Jazz Funk Greats” the best industrial album of all time. The title and cover art were a deliberate prank; the album itself was tough listening. youtu.be/dISQz-QqNBU
Also, and I’ve mentioned this before, but when Tom Petty smiles during the last chorus in this video, he smiles exactly like one of my best and most enduring friends, and I feel like it achieves exactly what a Traveling Wilburys song is meant to achieve. Love you, Ian.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Also, and I’ve mentioned this before, but when Tom Petty smiles during the last chorus in this video, he smiles exactly like one of my best and most enduring friends, and I feel like it achieves exactly what a Traveling Wilburys song is meant to achieve. Love you, Ian.
I haven’t been watching “The Voice.” Why and how does it have two Michael Bublés on it?
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I haven’t been watching “The Voice.” Why and how does it have two Michael Bublés on it?
In the end, it was the Baileys who voted against the deal and left Chuck Schumer to take the fall.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
In the end, it was the Baileys who voted against the deal and left Chuck Schumer to take the fall.
Frinkiac prompt:
He laughs and sings “Nobody loves you” at the town’s richest man.
He laughs and sings “Nobody loves you” at the town’s richest man.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Frinkiac prompt:
He laughs and sings “Nobody loves you” at the town’s richest man.
He laughs and sings “Nobody loves you” at the town’s richest man.
This is one more good reason to use alt text whenever you share an image. You can turn on “Require alt text before posting” under your “Accessibility” tab as a reminder to help you build the habit.
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is one more good reason to use alt text whenever you share an image. You can turn on “Require alt text before posting” under your “Accessibility” tab as a reminder to help you build the habit.
“Sounds like a job for my good friend Rob.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Sounds like a job for my good friend Rob.”
We go now live to the Cuomo watch party.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We go now live to the Cuomo watch party.
“What time is love?”
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“What time is love?”
For what it’s worth, I’ve been trying to figure out who Messing reminds me of here, and it turns out it’s the Baroness from “G.I. Joe”.
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
For what it’s worth, I’ve been trying to figure out who Messing reminds me of here, and it turns out it’s the Baroness from “G.I. Joe”.
My wife knew when we got married that one of the things she was marrying into was this.
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My wife knew when we got married that one of the things she was marrying into was this.
“Monday, you can fall apart! Tuesday, Wednesday, [redacted]”
October 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Monday, you can fall apart! Tuesday, Wednesday, [redacted]”