MitziPDX
@mitzipdx.bsky.social
Soccer, fancy dancing & oontz. She/her/tired.
sunrise out there flexing this morning
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
sunrise out there flexing this morning
@trustedreveler.bsky.social come collect your child
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@trustedreveler.bsky.social come collect your child
@halfref.bsky.social you're my present this year
Since it's December...
IT IS TIME
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December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@halfref.bsky.social you're my present this year
I need somebody to bring me an industrial size vat of posole or pastina, wrap my head in a hot towel, make me chug a bottle of nyquil and tuck me into bed. Woe.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I need somebody to bring me an industrial size vat of posole or pastina, wrap my head in a hot towel, make me chug a bottle of nyquil and tuck me into bed. Woe.
hey turn your alarm back on!
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hey turn your alarm back on!
I have my first head cold in maybe a year, year and a half and boy am I ready to fight somebody about it
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have my first head cold in maybe a year, year and a half and boy am I ready to fight somebody about it
I'm fully a Woman of a Certain Age now and while I'm no stranger to insomnia and being a dewy mess, this crying over literally anything/everything is new and unwanted. Add in the random breakouts and it's like I'm 15 but without hope for the future.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm fully a Woman of a Certain Age now and while I'm no stranger to insomnia and being a dewy mess, this crying over literally anything/everything is new and unwanted. Add in the random breakouts and it's like I'm 15 but without hope for the future.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
I finally cleaned out my car and it no longer looks like a mobile storage unit please clap
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I finally cleaned out my car and it no longer looks like a mobile storage unit please clap
And now that Thanksgiving is over it's time for the real reason for the season: THE GÄVLE GOAT HAS RETURNED!
www.youtube.com/live/P1VOrSo...
www.youtube.com/live/P1VOrSo...
The Gävle Goat LIVE 2025 | Lofi Christmas mix
YouTube video by Gävle Goat LIVE
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November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
And now that Thanksgiving is over it's time for the real reason for the season: THE GÄVLE GOAT HAS RETURNED!
www.youtube.com/live/P1VOrSo...
www.youtube.com/live/P1VOrSo...
I stopped eating like 2 hours ago how am I getting more full send help
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I stopped eating like 2 hours ago how am I getting more full send help
Happy turkey day, y'all. I hope you laugh like my dude in this video. youtu.be/Q9zvgcOrTtw?...
Man Gobbles at Turkeys Turkeys Gobble Back
YouTube video by DailyDumpster
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy turkey day, y'all. I hope you laugh like my dude in this video. youtu.be/Q9zvgcOrTtw?...
Some clown out there is mowing their damn yard right now. Straight to jail.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Some clown out there is mowing their damn yard right now. Straight to jail.
Hey if you're not working tomorrow turn off your alarms!
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hey if you're not working tomorrow turn off your alarms!
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startin my 48 hour turkey brine
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
startin my 48 hour turkey brine
I'm gonna need the people who genuinely felt some kind of way about him not getting nominated for coach of the year to show their work
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm gonna need the people who genuinely felt some kind of way about him not getting nominated for coach of the year to show their work
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
slowly getting my life back together and organized one of my storage units today. still missing a few things I know I kept but if they're meant to be found they'll turn up eventually.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
slowly getting my life back together and organized one of my storage units today. still missing a few things I know I kept but if they're meant to be found they'll turn up eventually.
This week has been profoundly weird and somehow keeps getting even more weird after 5pm on a Friday night lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This week has been profoundly weird and somehow keeps getting even more weird after 5pm on a Friday night lol
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
Getting my hair did for the first time since maybe February tonight. Excuse my beauty in advance.
a black and white cow with a wig on it 's head
Alt: a black and white cow with a wig on its head blowing in the wind
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November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Getting my hair did for the first time since maybe February tonight. Excuse my beauty in advance.