Me: Making my grocery list for on the way home today. Done.
CW: It's one line.
Me: "All the shit I need so I don't have to leave the house until Saturday" pretty much covers everything.
Me: Making my grocery list for on the way home today. Done.
CW: It's one line.
Me: "All the shit I need so I don't have to leave the house until Saturday" pretty much covers everything.
CW: What's that ringing sound?
Me: A phone?
CW: No, when you walk up.
Me: Oh, that's a Daoist bell on my bag. It's supposed to help with enlightenment and repel evil.
CW: Does it work?
CW 2 walks up. "Hey, I had some questions..."
I look at CW 2, and back to CW 1.
Me: Apparently not.
CW: What's that ringing sound?
Me: A phone?
CW: No, when you walk up.
Me: Oh, that's a Daoist bell on my bag. It's supposed to help with enlightenment and repel evil.
CW: Does it work?
CW 2 walks up. "Hey, I had some questions..."
I look at CW 2, and back to CW 1.
Me: Apparently not.
From the lab that does my blood work.
From the lab that does my blood work.
Ahhh, it's that time of the year.
For the CISCO inventory to be done, and now I get to explain to a new person, "No, I have never been to that building, 2800 miles away. I don't know why that gear is in my name. It shouldn't be, and I'm not responisble for it."
Ahhh, it's that time of the year.
For the CISCO inventory to be done, and now I get to explain to a new person, "No, I have never been to that building, 2800 miles away. I don't know why that gear is in my name. It shouldn't be, and I'm not responisble for it."
While MTG does now have a vested congressional pension (5 years), she doesn't start getting the payout until she's 62.
She can get a reduced pension at 57.
So she's six years away from any part of the pension.
While MTG does now have a vested congressional pension (5 years), she doesn't start getting the payout until she's 62.
She can get a reduced pension at 57.
So she's six years away from any part of the pension.
It also tells me that they're not following standards on data backup...
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It also tells me that they're not following standards on data backup...
www.404media.co/ice-says-cri...
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Lemons: Yes.
Judge: Did you pack a toothbrush?
Lemons: Yes.
Judge: Did you pack a toothbrush?
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
It somehow manages to taste like of Sprite and LaCroix had a baby.
It somehow manages to taste like of Sprite and LaCroix had a baby.
What if his vocal cords go first? Like, he can't talk at all.
What if his vocal cords go first? Like, he can't talk at all.
Because everyone hates Ted.
Because everyone hates Ted.
It's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses.
It's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses.
Bosses: Network is down, everyone can work from home for the rest of the day.
*everyone leaves*
10 minutes after everyone (but IT) leaves: *network comes back up*
The one boss still in the building: Did you plan this?
Me: Nope. Quiet now, though, isn't it?
Bosses: Network is down, everyone can work from home for the rest of the day.
*everyone leaves*
10 minutes after everyone (but IT) leaves: *network comes back up*
The one boss still in the building: Did you plan this?
Me: Nope. Quiet now, though, isn't it?
Person 2: It was lots of photos, and visits.
P1: But anybody could have a photo with Epstein. This guy could! *points at me*
Me: Nah, I made sure the cameras in the cell block didn't catch me.
Person 2: It was lots of photos, and visits.
P1: But anybody could have a photo with Epstein. This guy could! *points at me*
Me: Nah, I made sure the cameras in the cell block didn't catch me.