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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient

@mithras.bsky.social

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If I'm miserable, then everybody's miserable. Co-host: RDA Tech Talk. Producer - Radio Dead Air. I have a brain like a pachinko machine.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · Dec 3

The hammer.

4 lb hammer with an ISO 9000 compliant (probably not) label: "ITjölnir"

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 36m

He did give a fairly reasonable reason for that; just discovered his wife was pregnant. Good reason to drop.

Is it the real reason? Dunno.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 39m

I admit that I have confused Tara Palmeri with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, the latter being a British socialite who did so much cocaine that her nose collapsed. And who is also dead (for non-cocaine releated reasons).

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 48m

High-end on the cost can be $500 per session, and it may take multiple sessions.

That depends on size, placement, and color(s) of the tattoo.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 59m

I'm unsure if this is still the case, but when I got an MMR refresher in February, Walgreens didn't even ask if I had a doctor's note/recommendation for it.

They just let me schedule it and go.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

The inside is 76% black hair dye, by volume.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

Breaking news: No there isn't a legal case for a third term.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

Having at least 3 done on Saturday.

After having given blood last Sunday.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

I sort of wonder how much of this is Charlie always hating Andrew, and now that mom is dead, that he can let that hate flow freely?

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

There was also Edward's fascism.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 1h

Everything is a urinal if your aim is good enough. Also watch for splashback.

But a Tesla urinal is likely to catch fire.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 3h

He originally used it the first time he had sex with a canvas covered couch.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 3h

You've nobody to blame but yourself.

(Eagerly awaits the next Easton book)

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 3h

I mean, as long as it doesn't start growing strange white hairs....

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 3h

Winsome-Sears campaign is on FIRE!

*puts finger to ear*

I'm being told it is just her campaign bus that is on fire.

www.rawstory.com/winsome-sear...

GOP gov candidate's campaign bus catches fire: report

The campaign bus for Virginia gubernatorial candidate Winsome Earle-Sears caught fire on Thursday during travel to an event.Nobody was reportedly on board the bus at the time except for the driver. Ea...

www.rawstory.com

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 4h

Wait, the EU?

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

"Bluesky man not a ham sandwich."

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah, but "Blackwater".

I mean, you just have to assume war crimes with them.

Even if you're only doing accountancy for them.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

And where would this be?

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19h

I don't know... chocolate based dim sum might be really good.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 20h

I'm still hoping for a surprise appearance by the Chicago Bears at the WS, to tackle both teams.

I know I say it about every major sporting event, but imagine how great I'll look if it were to actually happen.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 20h

I should note: I don't necessarily mean that it was his family's pet.

Just a family pet.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 20h

The smile looks marginally more natural than when he got the Cubs jersey.

Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 20h

And finally, the old staple: Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 20h

A longshot square should be "ate family pet".

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 21h

Second up, we have the same video to the Benny Hill theme, but at half-speed.

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