Just in case the dipshit blocks. Imagine thinking Jamaica and Jamaicans all live in shacks. Imagine just… saying that casually. If really shows how you see people outside your own bubble

Houston is me lmao. Damn.

Adding this to my lexicon

I always pick me up something after I'm done shopping. Otherwise I've set myself up for failure lol.

Using whiplash like this is fucking funny lmao

See, I had this question but I wasn't trying to be funny about it. I went to school with a lot of Hispanic kids mostly from Central America. What I learned from them is the Spanish they teach in class is much different from where they're from. They were told their Spanish was incorrect. Wild to me.

I went paintballing with a kid in the army. Never tf again.

Thank you for reminding me why I don't like Mario.