super shit brothers
@mistershit.bsky.social
i’m the guy from the bag, do you know the lore or not
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who up vanquishing that internal pit of despair and nourishing their self perceptions
April 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
who up vanquishing that internal pit of despair and nourishing their self perceptions
I have just received word that my new book “Screenshots of Tweets from People Confirming That Elon Musk’s Dick Is Weird Before They’re Deleted” has become an instant bestseller, reaching the New York Times nonfiction bestseller list to be made public at 7pm tonight. Thanks for supporting the book!
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I have just received word that my new book “Screenshots of Tweets from People Confirming That Elon Musk’s Dick Is Weird Before They’re Deleted” has become an instant bestseller, reaching the New York Times nonfiction bestseller list to be made public at 7pm tonight. Thanks for supporting the book!
Yves Saint Patrick
March 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Yves Saint Patrick
the names Bond… Federal Bond
March 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
the names Bond… Federal Bond
i need one of those wooden nickels so i can stand on it to spin around like a sprinkler when i piss
March 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i need one of those wooden nickels so i can stand on it to spin around like a sprinkler when i piss
what if logging in required you to do actual logging work, like instead of a password you need 3 completed logs that have all been sawed down into boards ready to be shipped
March 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
what if logging in required you to do actual logging work, like instead of a password you need 3 completed logs that have all been sawed down into boards ready to be shipped
smokin that woke 365
March 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
smokin that woke 365
did you know that by replacing coffee with green tea you will have changed from one liquid to another and have a differing experience
March 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
did you know that by replacing coffee with green tea you will have changed from one liquid to another and have a differing experience
is there a computer mouse that also shoots lasers
March 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
is there a computer mouse that also shoots lasers
decades from now palm readers will rule the earth , who else can know the future and use it to their advantage ?? we must get them on our side now before it’s too late
March 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
decades from now palm readers will rule the earth , who else can know the future and use it to their advantage ?? we must get them on our side now before it’s too late
BREAKING: scientists have discovered a little guy
February 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
BREAKING: scientists have discovered a little guy
*watching my follower count go down rapidly due to a recent post* welp win some lose some
February 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
*watching my follower count go down rapidly due to a recent post* welp win some lose some
finally a tough marshmallow, for Guys Like Me
harshmallow: the marshmallow for men
January 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
finally a tough marshmallow, for Guys Like Me
BREAKING: hydration has been cancelled due to “woke”
January 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
BREAKING: hydration has been cancelled due to “woke”
CBS has ordered a pilot for a new “Dicks” spin-off, currently titled “Dicks: Cocks”
January 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
CBS has ordered a pilot for a new “Dicks” spin-off, currently titled “Dicks: Cocks”
harshmallow: the marshmallow for men
January 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
harshmallow: the marshmallow for men
someone smarter has probably laid out a solid argument about this but dont we already have socialized medicine in medicare? why not just expand medicare to cover all ages? is there a reason not to do this?
January 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
someone smarter has probably laid out a solid argument about this but dont we already have socialized medicine in medicare? why not just expand medicare to cover all ages? is there a reason not to do this?
imagine squirtle going on a 70s daytime talk show and just squirting the host in the face after every question
December 31, 2024 at 7:03 PM
imagine squirtle going on a 70s daytime talk show and just squirting the host in the face after every question
maybe i will buy a cannon like the old school carnival kind that you can fire a person out of do they still do that
December 31, 2024 at 7:03 PM
maybe i will buy a cannon like the old school carnival kind that you can fire a person out of do they still do that
Reposted by super shit brothers
Final day to repost this!
December 31, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Final day to repost this!
Reposted by super shit brothers
they’re called posts until someone says they have to be, then their called skeets
December 31, 2024 at 6:56 PM
they’re called posts until someone says they have to be, then their called skeets
people underestimate the power of a good sandwich
December 31, 2024 at 7:01 PM
people underestimate the power of a good sandwich
optimus prime had it so easy
December 31, 2024 at 7:01 PM
optimus prime had it so easy
how many times do i have to post the wendys sponge bob burger
December 24, 2024 at 8:34 AM
how many times do i have to post the wendys sponge bob burger
so whats the verdict on jet fuel melting steel beams again?
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 AM
so whats the verdict on jet fuel melting steel beams again?