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super shit brothers
@mistershit.bsky.social
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i’m the guy from the bag, do you know the lore or not
/////////// tomathy reginald shit jr • he/him
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i just started signing them up for free ipad giveaways and some great loan opportunities. just trying to do my part as a patriotic american
entering the regressive anti-DEIA email into a scam website that’s offering a $500K cash prize and free ipads entering the same snitch-line email to another “free iphone” website signing the snitch-line up for loan offers from lending tree (which notoriously sells your email to hundreds of other, smaller loan shark companies) a screenshot of the moneylion loading screen (another spam lender) where the loading text says “one moment…. liasing with our partners and lenders for you” (similarly to lending tree this one is sending out the snitch-lines email address to tons of spams lenders)
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
mistershit.bsky.social
how many times do i have to post the wendys sponge bob burger
wendys sponge bob burger with an actual yellow dish sponge as the burger patty, theres also cheese tomato lettuce onion and ketchup and mayo on a hamburger bun
December 24, 2024 at 8:34 AM
mistershit.bsky.social
god forgives, i dont
the pokemon haunter pointing a gun right at you
November 13, 2024 at 7:41 PM
mistershit.bsky.social

wendy sponge burger
a product image of a wendy’s hamburger that normally has the square patty, it had dripping melted cheese, lettuce, tomato, sliced raw white onion, pickles, and ketchup and mayo dripping out of the top golden bun - except the patty has been photoshopped out and replaced with a yellow dish sponge with the green scrub side
November 6, 2024 at 8:52 AM
mistershit.bsky.social
look! it’s a disgraced bluesky elder!
screenshot from one of the unofficial live action dragon ball movies, and actor wearing a pretty good oolong costume (and it’s oolong dressed as a military officer) is pointing right-handed to something or someone off screen and exclaiming. in oolong’s left hand is a walking stick or staff of some kind that he is holding
October 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
mistershit.bsky.social
i would argue that the star wars sequels were a mess because of jj abrams throwing out lucas’s plan and then not putting a solid plan in place for how the trilogy would play out

jj literally WAS going to reveal snoke to be plagueis until fans immediately figured it out

this quote kinda sums it up
george rr martin quote. martin is pictured, and the text reads: “if you’ve planned your book that the butler did it, and then you read on the internet someone has figured out that the butler did it, and you suddenly change in midstream and it was the chambermaid who did it, then you screw up the whole book”
October 11, 2024 at 3:56 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
here it is
screenshot of david lynch’s tweet, text reads: “i’m pretty sure i’m connected to the moon”
October 11, 2024 at 4:11 AM
mistershit.bsky.social
what opinion of yours has people reacting like this
plush of a sleeping pikachu plush of a sleeping snorlax plush of a sleeping eevee plush of a sleeping bulbasaur
October 7, 2024 at 5:25 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
Bluesky now has euthanized over 10 million elders, and I was #6,00!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,00, the guy from the bag ‪@mistershit.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 12, 2004"
October 7, 2024 at 3:45 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
that’s pretty small , okay Chorgus, i see your small bucket and raise you a smaller bucket
a very tiny red metal bucket with a silver handle, behind held in a persons hand
October 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
the only good newton is a fig newton
meme that says “futon is short for fig nuton” and it shows a futon but the cushions have been photoshopped and replaced with giant fig newton bars
October 7, 2024 at 3:28 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
look at this crazy ass image i found online
some small planets can be seen floating in space very small on the left side of the image and then taking up the majority of the bottom right of the image is a huge multicolored gas giant: at the top there’s a nice teal with a bright green highlight that fades into some nice blues into more teals and then a thin stripe of bluish purple, followed by a larger strip of bright yellow, which then fades into a pinkish orange and then a strip of light purple, a slightly more saturated purple, and then a brilliant red and below that a bright orange yellow.
October 1, 2024 at 11:34 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
we’ve been testing it for a while now and today we turned it on and users have started finding it so, might as well just announce it! the video button is now on the info bar when you post
fake screenshot showing a fake video button above the keyboard in the infobar (contains other attachment options like gif and photo, the wordcount and language) with a pink arrow pointing at the fake button
September 2, 2024 at 9:25 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
doing the lords work because someone has to
scene from cowboy bebop movie where spike says “just a humble bounty hunter ma’am” but bounty hunter has been crossed out and replaced with “shitposter”
August 31, 2024 at 7:33 AM
mistershit.bsky.social
the guy from the bag
guy from the bag (from theodore rex) with the text: top text: “i’m the guy from the bag” bottom text: “you got a problem with that?”
August 22, 2024 at 6:29 AM
mistershit.bsky.social
Your Package Has Been Delayed
picture of the kingdom hearts opening 3 panels - top panel: text “i’ve been getting these weird texts lately” - middle panel: sora sinking into the ocean, facing up toward the surface of the water - (to the left of the middle panel: a superimposed screenshot of a scam text that says it’s from the postal service and then has a phishing link) - bottom panel: text “like is any of this for real or not?”
August 10, 2024 at 10:02 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
this game was crazy, and the controls were so frustrating
cover of the PS2 game “eye toy: antigrav” it’s a hoverboarding racing game, rated E for everyone, on the cover we see 3 of the hoverboard riders, one closest to us on a green board with both arms put to their side, behind them on the right we see a rider on a yellow board doing some kind of grab trick, and behind them on the left we see another rider on a blue board doing a different grab trick with one leg out. each of the boards is outputting a stream of light and the color of the light corresponds with the board. underneath the riders we see some blue and white poles that are used for grinding, and behind everything we can see some blurred blue and white city buildings, the implication being that these riders are hovering above the city. the top left corner features a picture of the eye toy with the words “eye toy usb camera included (for playstation)”
July 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
mistershit.bsky.social
i had one of these
photo of the playstation eyetoy, compatible with PS2 it’s a tiny camera, stylized to match the PS2 (black plastic with square ridges), on the front we can see the lens and 2 laser sensors, the logo is on the top and a cord is coming out of the back. on the bottom is a flat foot that helps the camera stand up
July 29, 2024 at 4:51 PM