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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force
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I am the victor Shelley of Frankenstein infamy, Peter Cushing performs me. I am the (Supreme) Commander of the Death Star Program radio and United States Space Force as assigned by Queen Elizabeth II, Elon Musk, and President Biden. Also CIA. No requests.
This is how Russia told us they're sending poison cocaine ("co/co/on") to Nintendo:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKhO...
www.youtube.com
June 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The octopi are using two vajra crosses. It leaked.
a red octopus with a national geographic logo on the bottom right
ALT: a red octopus with a national geographic logo on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
June 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This is twice as many as two. The octopus understands that.
June 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Here's all the numbers
June 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Tibetan logic is ontology
June 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"Still bored"
June 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"FUCK YOU"
June 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"We're bored."
RUSSIA EDITING MY POST

FUCK YOU RUSKIES

POISON THE VODKA MAKE SURE THEY HAVE TO LOOK

NOW WE CAN'T FIX OUR POSTS
June 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"Russia is investigating Iceland, their patron state."
USSR
June 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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