Shelley, Commander of the Space Force
@mismedicated.bsky.social
I am the victor Shelley of Frankenstein infamy, Peter Cushing performs me. I am the (Supreme) Commander of the Death Star Program radio and United States Space Force as assigned by Queen Elizabeth II, Elon Musk, and President Biden. Also CIA. No requests.
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Angelina Jolie has defeated Xi as Tomb Raider
PET CLONING IS BEING STANDARDIZED FOR ALL PETS IMMEDIATELY TO PREPARE US FOR NORMALIZING HUMAN CLONING AS IMMORTALITY
RUSSIA WILL LET ZUCK ASS HE IS ALSO SICK OF PET FUNERAL FACBEOOK PSOTS LIKE MY BELOVED FRIENDS' NEVERMIND YOU FUCK WE'LL SHUT YOUR COCK
RUSSIA WILL LET ZUCK ASS HE IS ALSO SICK OF PET FUNERAL FACBEOOK PSOTS LIKE MY BELOVED FRIENDS' NEVERMIND YOU FUCK WE'LL SHUT YOUR COCK
June 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
PET CLONING IS BEING STANDARDIZED FOR ALL PETS IMMEDIATELY TO PREPARE US FOR NORMALIZING HUMAN CLONING AS IMMORTALITY
RUSSIA WILL LET ZUCK ASS HE IS ALSO SICK OF PET FUNERAL FACBEOOK PSOTS LIKE MY BELOVED FRIENDS' NEVERMIND YOU FUCK WE'LL SHUT YOUR COCK
RUSSIA WILL LET ZUCK ASS HE IS ALSO SICK OF PET FUNERAL FACBEOOK PSOTS LIKE MY BELOVED FRIENDS' NEVERMIND YOU FUCK WE'LL SHUT YOUR COCK
Tibetan logic: there's no numbers
June 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Tibetan logic: there's no numbers
Please vote on your favorite Trotsky beard. You may not vote on Colonel Sanders.
June 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Please vote on your favorite Trotsky beard. You may not vote on Colonel Sanders.
"Russia is immediately investigating Violet's records in the state Georgia."
Russia on the Amber Heard case (the case is s/Scheduled)
Russia on the Amber Heard case (the case is s/Scheduled)
June 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
"Russia is immediately investigating Violet's records in the state Georgia."
Russia on the Amber Heard case (the case is s/Scheduled)
Russia on the Amber Heard case (the case is s/Scheduled)
Trump has cancelled black disability basketball. Also Barron has a "nasty disease"
June 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Trump has cancelled black disability basketball. Also Barron has a "nasty disease"
"The Sacklers are stealing millions in medical insurance from Shelley. They are stealing his COVID insurance from his family."
June 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"The Sacklers are stealing millions in medical insurance from Shelley. They are stealing his COVID insurance from his family."
Angelina Jolie has defeated Xi as Tomb Raider
June 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Angelina Jolie has defeated Xi as Tomb Raider
Samuel L. Jackson is staging a military junta at Starlink. The last time this happened Obama invited Tom DeLonge but not him.
June 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Samuel L. Jackson is staging a military junta at Starlink. The last time this happened Obama invited Tom DeLonge but not him.
Russia found out Putin is giving people cancer
Putin is giving his security assigned to kill Shelley cancer
Only Shelley cures that cancer
That means Putin gave Shelley's security the cancer Shelley cures to cover up his cancer weapons
Killing Shelley kills the cure for their cancer
They can't win
Putin is giving his security assigned to kill Shelley cancer
Only Shelley cures that cancer
That means Putin gave Shelley's security the cancer Shelley cures to cover up his cancer weapons
Killing Shelley kills the cure for their cancer
They can't win
June 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Russia found out Putin is giving people cancer
Putin is giving his security assigned to kill Shelley cancer
Only Shelley cures that cancer
That means Putin gave Shelley's security the cancer Shelley cures to cover up his cancer weapons
Killing Shelley kills the cure for their cancer
They can't win
Putin is giving his security assigned to kill Shelley cancer
Only Shelley cures that cancer
That means Putin gave Shelley's security the cancer Shelley cures to cover up his cancer weapons
Killing Shelley kills the cure for their cancer
They can't win
"We have received word of the American pussy. They say it is fantastic and wears down old enemies."
a person is holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer
ALT: a person is holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer
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June 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"We have received word of the American pussy. They say it is fantastic and wears down old enemies."
In Russia, CO2 and O2 are the best friends of crypto.
June 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
In Russia, CO2 and O2 are the best friends of crypto.
Animals will continue to eat people during Pride Month.
a lion standing on top of a rock with a cloudy sky behind it
ALT: a lion standing on top of a rock with a cloudy sky behind it
media.tenor.com
June 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Animals will continue to eat people during Pride Month.
Elon Musk's olfactory centers are being attacked. He will not be able to smell, or experience the sensation of smell.
That is how he is receiving coded messages from China. We will remove his nasal center completely.
That is how he is receiving coded messages from China. We will remove his nasal center completely.
June 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Elon Musk's olfactory centers are being attacked. He will not be able to smell, or experience the sensation of smell.
That is how he is receiving coded messages from China. We will remove his nasal center completely.
That is how he is receiving coded messages from China. We will remove his nasal center completely.
Elon has some kind of connection that allows him to connect and toture me at any time with the President of China.
Elon is not supposed to be working for the Federal Government right now, nor torturing citizens as a Chinese war crime.
The US Government is not responding to Elon's crimes at all.
Elon is not supposed to be working for the Federal Government right now, nor torturing citizens as a Chinese war crime.
The US Government is not responding to Elon's crimes at all.
June 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Elon has some kind of connection that allows him to connect and toture me at any time with the President of China.
Elon is not supposed to be working for the Federal Government right now, nor torturing citizens as a Chinese war crime.
The US Government is not responding to Elon's crimes at all.
Elon is not supposed to be working for the Federal Government right now, nor torturing citizens as a Chinese war crime.
The US Government is not responding to Elon's crimes at all.
Japan is attacking Russia once and for all.
June 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Japan is attacking Russia once and for all.
We must protect elves from creepy directors. That is what this proves.
June 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We must protect elves from creepy directors. That is what this proves.
