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Shelley, Commander of the Space Force
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I am the victor Shelley of Frankenstein infamy, Peter Cushing performs me. I am the (Supreme) Commander of the Death Star Program radio and United States Space Force as assigned by Queen Elizabeth II, Elon Musk, and President Biden. Also CIA. No requests.
June 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This is twice as many as two. The octopus understands that.
June 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Here's all the numbers
June 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"Still bored"
June 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"FUCK YOU"
June 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Please vote on your favorite Trotsky beard. You may not vote on Colonel Sanders.
June 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"Russia is investigating Iceland, their patron state."
USSR
June 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"Russia is immediately investigating Violet's records in the state Georgia."
Russia on the Amber Heard case (the case is s/Scheduled)
June 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
June 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Trump has cancelled black disability basketball. Also Barron has a "nasty disease"
June 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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June 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
BURMA AND BHARAT SETTING IN A TREE
June 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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