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Miriam Anzovin
@miriamanzovin.bsky.social
writer, artist, nerd, makeup aficionado, & human symbiote to a small opinionated dog ✨ #DafReactions creator, works at #BigTalmud ✨ She/her ✨Let’s F&*king Go-lem! https://linktr.ee/miriamanzovin
Shalom friends! Of course today when I’m on the road for Torahpalooza and Learningfest 2025, zevachim decided to sneakily deliver a damn good daf - so much to unpack!!! #DafReactions will return in a few days when I’m back home! KEEP DAFFING FOLKS!
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Shalom, friends! I partnered with @rebootjewish.bsky.social to write some new entries for their epic glossary page. (Seriously - if you need any Jewish terms defined, check it out.) Up first: Meet the Angel of Death, one of God’s most feared (and busiest!) employees. ⚡️
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November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Miriam Anzovin
Some very good jokes in this one
Shalom friends!
Home decor. So important! Especially when the home in question is God’s! 
Let’s take a look at this unique, mostly open concept, multi-use worship/ sacrifice/offering space! Welcome to #DafReactions Zevachim 58: God’s Home Decor #Dafyomi #zevachim #talmud

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Daf Reactions Zevachim 58: God's Home Decor
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November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Guys it’s not “Frankincense” it’s “Frankincense’s Monster!”
Shalom friends!
Home decor. So important! Especially when the home in question is God’s! 
Let’s take a look at this unique, mostly open concept, multi-use worship/ sacrifice/offering space! Welcome to #DafReactions Zevachim 58: God’s Home Decor #Dafyomi #zevachim #talmud

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Daf Reactions Zevachim 58: God's Home Decor
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Shalom friends!
Home decor. So important! Especially when the home in question is God’s! 
Let’s take a look at this unique, mostly open concept, multi-use worship/ sacrifice/offering space! Welcome to #DafReactions Zevachim 58: God’s Home Decor #Dafyomi #zevachim #talmud

youtu.be/4nY5tjWSOeg
Daf Reactions Zevachim 58: God's Home Decor
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In which Eitan Levine and I discuss the INFAMOUS Tisha b’Av/Tu Bishvat blunder heard round the world in #NobodyWantsThis AND HOW TO FIX IT:
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Shalom friends, IT’S CHAOS TIME: Miriam and Eitan Don't Want This! A Review of "Nobody Wants This" with @eitanthegoalie. Buckle up, we have THOUGHTS
#nobodywantsthis
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Miriam and Eitan Don't Want This! A Review of "Nobody Wants This"
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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November 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀
Israelite: [smears lamb’s blood on their door]
The Angel of Death:
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why are they so bad at this 😂
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
lol in other news, the sky is blue! 😂😂😂
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Shalom friends!
I am super excited to present the keynote for Torahpalooza!
The 2025 Lichter Lectures Series event hosted by the University of Cincinnati department of Judaic Studies! 
Come, join, learn with us!!
Sat, Nov. 15th, at 6pm.
Link in bio!

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TORAHPALOOZA!!!!
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November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is a good time to remind folks that this helpful video exists!!! Got modern trolls? CLAP BACK with ancient disses! youtu.be/Julz-2aoUHA?...
Ancient Disses, Modern Trolls
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November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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This video is giving me life. Also, reminding me of the time we went to change our Torah covers before Selichot and found an... ex-mouse ... peacefully resting on top of the mantle of one scroll.
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In my defense! I’d only do this if he was quoting some terrible antisemitic pdf with an awful font!
A gentile came before @miriamanzovin.bsky.social and said “teach me all the Talmud while I stand on one foot” and she called him a flamingo ass bitch and pushed him over
Oh so you’ve “read” the #Talmud? Then tell me how much vinegar one needs to offset the volume of a mouse falling into a vat of it. You can’t? Then shut the fuck up 😂
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by Miriam Anzovin
Shakes head ...this level of legal discourse (the talmud) is what made my husband fall in love with our now shared faith. This is so Jewish and I love it.
Oh so you’ve “read” the #Talmud? Then tell me how much vinegar one needs to offset the volume of a mouse falling into a vat of it. You can’t? Then shut the fuck up 😂
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh so you’ve “read” the #Talmud? Then tell me how much vinegar one needs to offset the volume of a mouse falling into a vat of it. You can’t? Then shut the fuck up 😂
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oh no the men and their fee fees
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This one is for all the women who are killed because of the men who can’t cope with their own fear
Shalom, friends,
#Halloween is a time for our darkest stories. Gather ‘round the phone screen and I’ll retell a classic tale of terror from the #Talmud. A cautionary tale about fear, forbidden power, and femicide.
Welcome to The Witches of Ashkelon
#JewishHorrorStories

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The Witches of Ashkelon
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Reposted by Miriam Anzovin
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Shalom, friends,
#Halloween is a time for our darkest stories. Gather ‘round the phone screen and I’ll retell a classic tale of terror from the #Talmud. A cautionary tale about fear, forbidden power, and femicide.
Welcome to The Witches of Ashkelon
#JewishHorrorStories

youtu.be/Z7KMS_jfVbc
The Witches of Ashkelon
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Shalom, friends! So there we were, puzzling out the laws around sacrifices when suddenly Rava asked a very meta question: Wait, why are we doing this? 🤷 We dont even have a temple!
Welcome to #DafReactions Zevachim 45: Out of Time ⌛️
#talmud #DafYomi

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Daf Reactions Zevachim 45: Out of Time
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October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have now completed both seasons of “Nobody Wants This.” The only explanation for this show is that it’s a spin off of “the Good Place” except now it’s Gehennom and we are all in it. Recording my VERY STRONG reactions in a special collab tomorrow!
But I’m watching it at 1.5x speed so I can get through it 😂
October 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Shalom, friends! Dramatic shit is going down in the Beit Midrash! HURT FEELINGS! Backstabbing! Jealousy! Plots! Schemes! Unavoidable tangents into Kabbalah! Geo and I return for another unhinged chevruta session. Welcome to Miriam & Geo Learn Horayot 13: HOSTILE TAKEOVER

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Miriam & Geo Learn Horayot 13: Hostile Takeover!
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October 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I am finally watching “nobody wants this” so I can react to it!
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM