Mirapup 🏳️⚧️🗡️🐶
@mirapup.bsky.social
Chekhov's gun to my head, Occam's razor to my throat. Gordion’s Knot in my— 🐶🏳️⚧️🔞 26
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Mirapup 🏳️⚧️🗡️🐶
@mirapup.bsky.social
· May 8
i think i should make an account for my baby boy. he's so good at being photographed
"i think we should let him nut at least once before we do it" -my girlfriend on getting our dog fixed
September 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"i think we should let him nut at least once before we do it" -my girlfriend on getting our dog fixed
i keep forgetting this app exists, hope everyone is having a lovely day.
im doing some clothes shopping and hoping i can get some early bday money from my parents to help cover it all lol.
if not ill have to wait till the 14th but thats life, enjoy the sleepy boyo on my shoes!
im doing some clothes shopping and hoping i can get some early bday money from my parents to help cover it all lol.
if not ill have to wait till the 14th but thats life, enjoy the sleepy boyo on my shoes!
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i keep forgetting this app exists, hope everyone is having a lovely day.
im doing some clothes shopping and hoping i can get some early bday money from my parents to help cover it all lol.
if not ill have to wait till the 14th but thats life, enjoy the sleepy boyo on my shoes!
im doing some clothes shopping and hoping i can get some early bday money from my parents to help cover it all lol.
if not ill have to wait till the 14th but thats life, enjoy the sleepy boyo on my shoes!
my dogs gay, my girlfriend is gay, and my best friend is gay.
i think the gay agenda is after me...
i can already feel myself becoming gayer 🥰
i think the gay agenda is after me...
i can already feel myself becoming gayer 🥰
August 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
my dogs gay, my girlfriend is gay, and my best friend is gay.
i think the gay agenda is after me...
i can already feel myself becoming gayer 🥰
i think the gay agenda is after me...
i can already feel myself becoming gayer 🥰
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(TV announcer voice) ARE YOU TIRED OF ROTTING IN BED IN YOUR GF'S TSHIRT? DO YOU WISH TO BE DOING SOMETHING WORTH YOUR TIME INSTEAD???
TODAY IS THE BEST TIME TO SWITCH FROM GIRL ROTTING TO GIRL FROTTING, CALL 1-800-PLZ-FROT NOW!
TODAY IS THE BEST TIME TO SWITCH FROM GIRL ROTTING TO GIRL FROTTING, CALL 1-800-PLZ-FROT NOW!
August 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
(TV announcer voice) ARE YOU TIRED OF ROTTING IN BED IN YOUR GF'S TSHIRT? DO YOU WISH TO BE DOING SOMETHING WORTH YOUR TIME INSTEAD???
TODAY IS THE BEST TIME TO SWITCH FROM GIRL ROTTING TO GIRL FROTTING, CALL 1-800-PLZ-FROT NOW!
TODAY IS THE BEST TIME TO SWITCH FROM GIRL ROTTING TO GIRL FROTTING, CALL 1-800-PLZ-FROT NOW!
(TV announcer voice) ARE YOU TIRED OF ROTTING IN BED IN YOUR GF'S TSHIRT? DO YOU WISH TO BE DOING SOMETHING WORTH YOUR TIME INSTEAD???
TODAY IS THE BEST TIME TO SWITCH FROM GIRL ROTTING TO GIRL FROTTING, CALL 1-800-PLZ-FROT NOW!
TODAY IS THE BEST TIME TO SWITCH FROM GIRL ROTTING TO GIRL FROTTING, CALL 1-800-PLZ-FROT NOW!
August 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
(TV announcer voice) ARE YOU TIRED OF ROTTING IN BED IN YOUR GF'S TSHIRT? DO YOU WISH TO BE DOING SOMETHING WORTH YOUR TIME INSTEAD???
TODAY IS THE BEST TIME TO SWITCH FROM GIRL ROTTING TO GIRL FROTTING, CALL 1-800-PLZ-FROT NOW!
TODAY IS THE BEST TIME TO SWITCH FROM GIRL ROTTING TO GIRL FROTTING, CALL 1-800-PLZ-FROT NOW!
cock boxing her uvula cause she was a good girl for mommy :3
August 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
cock boxing her uvula cause she was a good girl for mommy :3
convincing old people that backshots is a new type of drink so they ask the bartender to give them a backshot
July 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
convincing old people that backshots is a new type of drink so they ask the bartender to give them a backshot
new law proposal:
any form of notification that dead names people shall be nullified and the purpose of the notification shall be forfeit
in other words, debt collectors and automated bills can get fucked
any form of notification that dead names people shall be nullified and the purpose of the notification shall be forfeit
in other words, debt collectors and automated bills can get fucked
July 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
new law proposal:
any form of notification that dead names people shall be nullified and the purpose of the notification shall be forfeit
in other words, debt collectors and automated bills can get fucked
any form of notification that dead names people shall be nullified and the purpose of the notification shall be forfeit
in other words, debt collectors and automated bills can get fucked
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are you telling me a pea made this nut?!?! 🤤
July 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
are you telling me a pea made this nut?!?! 🤤
are you telling me a pea made this nut?!?! 🤤
July 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
are you telling me a pea made this nut?!?! 🤤
are you even trying at therapy if you don't sleep with your therapist?
July 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
are you even trying at therapy if you don't sleep with your therapist?
at this rate i think i should just start a commune deep in the woods of BC and start acquiring all my american friends so they can have this new idea called, "rights"
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
at this rate i think i should just start a commune deep in the woods of BC and start acquiring all my american friends so they can have this new idea called, "rights"
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my pup is so silly he's even a silly sleeper 🥰
July 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my pup is so silly he's even a silly sleeper 🥰
my pup is so silly he's even a silly sleeper 🥰
July 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my pup is so silly he's even a silly sleeper 🥰
chat look at this MASSIVE bee i saw.
pretty sure its a queen bumble bee
pretty sure its a queen bumble bee
July 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
chat look at this MASSIVE bee i saw.
pretty sure its a queen bumble bee
pretty sure its a queen bumble bee
why does he always curl his lip like this?!?!
July 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
why does he always curl his lip like this?!?!
OF influencers are dropping the ball. fuck bath water as a product if i was that popular id be selling stuff like certified fart balloons cause we all know freaks would love that.
July 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
OF influencers are dropping the ball. fuck bath water as a product if i was that popular id be selling stuff like certified fart balloons cause we all know freaks would love that.
this is how i need to be left right now...
July 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
this is how i need to be left right now...
Me and the dolls trading, "no you're the pretty one!" back and forth
July 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Me and the dolls trading, "no you're the pretty one!" back and forth
still one of my best pics tbh, i need to get back to taking pics like this
July 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
still one of my best pics tbh, i need to get back to taking pics like this
if people accidentally used water soluble glitter before a rave would they end up looking like a van Gogh painting once they started sweating?
July 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
if people accidentally used water soluble glitter before a rave would they end up looking like a van Gogh painting once they started sweating?
my reign of terror shall begin! i will start by putting glitter up my nose right before every sneeze and aim up spread it all over the place
July 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
my reign of terror shall begin! i will start by putting glitter up my nose right before every sneeze and aim up spread it all over the place
my sneezes lately have had elden ring levels lf delays
July 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
my sneezes lately have had elden ring levels lf delays
damn this may be one of my most unrealized bangers
father of a trans guy coming into his sons room to hand down the old worn out boxers with holes in the waist band for the 3rd generation
father of a trans guy coming into his sons room to tell him how proud of him he is that he got his first skidmark in his underwear
July 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
damn this may be one of my most unrealized bangers