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@milt.dev
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VP of Engineering @ Yet Analytics in #Baltimore
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · Oct 14
you’ve made a powerful and zesty enemy this day
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feeding people’s cats for Thanksgiving is like having four additional Thanksgivings
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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made my day
Baltimore Streets
YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan
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November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The Guv
A screenshot with a picture of a bearded man with curly hair. Text: Yorick van Wageningen The Guv
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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heard the large first-floor front-facing window of a rowhome referred to as a "coffin window" yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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new office featuring interrogation lighting and sphere
a picture of half of me, a balding beardy man with glasses, overhead is a dingy drop ceiling, in the background is some stacked up furniture with a sphere on top and an old spinning wheel.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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this shit is hilarious
A photo of a small house with a huge 3 story addition. Caption: A three-story addition on Marble Lane in Fairfax has divided the neighborhood and raised new concerns about blind spots in the building code of the region's largest county. (Kyle Swenson/The Washington Post)
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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dead music night at the skeleton bar 💀
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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never forget what they took from us
A screenshot with a picture of a giant ball of string, text: Haussner's 850-pound ball of string has sold. You'll never believe who the new owner is A stringy piece of Baltimore history is headed to America's hall of fame for bizarre items. By Ben Conarck Published on: November 23, 2025 12:23 PM ET PEPSI-COLA The ball of string was made by staff at Haussner's restaurant, which closed in 1999. It was sold at auction on Nov. 22. (Christina Tkacik/The Banner)
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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the lady at the deli asked if I wanted my chopped liver sandwich warmed up and now that horrific idea is living rent free in my head
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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sealpoint loaf alert 🚨
A Siamese cat sitting on a striped upholstered chair in a loaf.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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did satisfying chores all morning and now it’s time to tend to my burgeoning soviet republic
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I ❤️ the dump
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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toe
A pumpkin sticker with “Toe” written on it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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fancy a sloime?
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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who dropped the ball on making a spotted lantern fly horror movie when it would have hit just right
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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taking The Wriggler to the vet
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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that gong gong gong gong gong
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I set up for Morphine once at the Cambridge River Festival. I fucked up and put the mic and bass on different circuits (to be fair I was like 13) and Mark Sandman proceeded to intentionally shock himself over and over for the crowd’s amusement. absolute legend
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You're a bedtime story / the one that keeps the curtains closed
The Night
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November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Simulation Simulator 2025
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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grain production game insane 🌾
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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come and take it
A hand holding a large stalk of Brussels sprouts that looks like a club
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I’m in my Soviet dad game era
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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undulating geometric snake says hi
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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prosciutto is his favorite and if you give him some he will make this face
A Siamese cat on a couch making a blinky face and getting pets
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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pumpkin has reached peak friendliness
A smiley face pumpkin that has decomposed to the point where it looks like a jovial toothless man
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM