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@milt.dev
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Executive Functional Programmer
VP of Engineering @ Yet Analytics in #Baltimore
Opinions are my own and they keep me warm
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The Guv
A screenshot with a picture of a bearded man with curly hair. Text: Yorick van Wageningen The Guv
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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The spherical robot "Rover" from The Prisoner, shortly after rendering Patrick McGoohan unconscious
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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new office featuring interrogation lighting and sphere
a picture of half of me, a balding beardy man with glasses, overhead is a dingy drop ceiling, in the background is some stacked up furniture with a sphere on top and an old spinning wheel.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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this shit is hilarious
A photo of a small house with a huge 3 story addition. Caption: A three-story addition on Marble Lane in Fairfax has divided the neighborhood and raised new concerns about blind spots in the building code of the region's largest county. (Kyle Swenson/The Washington Post)
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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never forget what they took from us
A screenshot with a picture of a giant ball of string, text: Haussner's 850-pound ball of string has sold. You'll never believe who the new owner is A stringy piece of Baltimore history is headed to America's hall of fame for bizarre items. By Ben Conarck Published on: November 23, 2025 12:23 PM ET PEPSI-COLA The ball of string was made by staff at Haussner's restaurant, which closed in 1999. It was sold at auction on Nov. 22. (Christina Tkacik/The Banner)
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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sealpoint loaf alert 🚨
A Siamese cat sitting on a striped upholstered chair in a loaf.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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toe
A pumpkin sticker with “Toe” written on it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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that gong gong gong gong gong
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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come and take it
A hand holding a large stalk of Brussels sprouts that looks like a club
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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prosciutto is his favorite and if you give him some he will make this face
A Siamese cat on a couch making a blinky face and getting pets
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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pumpkin has reached peak friendliness
A smiley face pumpkin that has decomposed to the point where it looks like a jovial toothless man
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Turty McTurtface let’s fuckin goooo
A screenshot with a picture of a sea turtle. Text: National Aquarium wants your help picking Baltimore names for rescued turtles By Darreonna Davis Published on: November 15, 2025 10:33 AM ET Updated on: November 15, 2025 2:02 PM ET A rescued Kemp's ridley sea turtle during rehabilitation in June. (Philip Smith/National Aquarium)
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I finished my first floor I did
A narrow rowhouse hallway with newly finished wood floor. There is some darker mismatched floor on the right
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Saint Eggs
A sandwich bearing the text: ST EGGS
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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@pigeonaire.bsky.social just baked some giant pan-bangers
A gorgeous green-eyed lady in a mutter museum hoodie holding a pan of chocolate chip cookies on foil and holding one with a spatula A closeup of a “pan-banger” chocolate chip cookie
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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note to self: pocket cat
A Siamese cat looking at the camera and putting his front paws in the pocket of a pair of jeans on human legs
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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on my sausage and kale bullshit again
Rigatoni pasta with a cream sauce, sausage and kale
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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yes we can compromise on this it’s fine whoops im dead
Guess I’ll just die meme guy. Top text: GUESS WE’LL Bottom text: GUESS WE’LL JUST DIE
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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when the ravens play the vikings
Odin enthroned and holding his spear Gungnir, flanked by his ravens Huginn and Muninn and wolves Geri and Freki (1882) by Carl Emil Doepler
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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meet my new pal Orbert
What my phone thinks is a spiny backed orb weaver spider
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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new milt speeds achieved, fear my velocity
A Strava readout with a picture of a path around a lake. Text: 5km Race with Runna Distance 3.12 mi Pace 9:32/mi STRAVA Time 29m 50s
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Zora sez gm
A tortoise shell tuxedo kitty upside down getting pets A tortoise shell tuxedo cat on her side getting pets A tortoise shell tuxedo kitty upside down being a fierce beast
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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FRAKES ONLY
Jonathan FRAKES as commander riker
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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that face you make when a ghost shits in ur pants
A picture of King Charles looking dispeptic and a headline: US NEWS King Charles's 'most haunted' royal residence with 25 ghost sightings
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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new friends tonight
a gentleman in a scary clown mask and red shirt taking a pic with me, a beardy man with glasses in a black hoodie
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM