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Due to a windstorm-related utility power outage at the NIST, time may soon be destroyed
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
can we stop writing things with LLMs... if you run into some problem or whatever and work it out with an LLM's help, that is *fine* (but I'm sure you could have done it yourself if you tried), but don't then have an LLM come up with some write-up about the solution, do it yourself

this is so tiring
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I'll start - if you hold CTRL, it will pause Task Manager so the processes don't move around when you're sorted by resource usage
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
so I just bought a new remote for my Fire TV because I lost my last one

I just paired it with my TV and am now being prompted with "A software update is available. Press SELECT to begin installing."

why does my TV remote have software updates
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
turns out pam_tid.so doesn't work when you're using tmux! pam_reattach fixes this: github.com/fabianishere...
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i love finding Anubis in random places
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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the rain: zzz
the fox: zzz
the wolf: zzz
the cat: zzz
the mouse: zzz

the Mac reinstalling in the other room: 📣📣 MACOS CONTAINS A BUILT-IN VOICE READER CALLED VOICEOVER. TO ENABLE VOICEOVER, PRESS
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Good afternoon! We've just added a new feature to Steam Deck, allowing it to complete all active downloads in a new display-off low-power mode, before going to sleep. Learn more here: store.steampowered.com/news/app/167...
Steam Deck - Display-Off Downloads - Steam News
Steam Deck now has a display-off low-power download mode
store.steampowered.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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neurotypical fuckers are always like "autistic people have trouble following directions" and then hand me a form that asks if I have a history of bike helmet
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
look at this goober
This is Pringle. He was found as a stray with a dislocated femur and severely damaged hip socket. Despite being in a lot of pain, he just wants to kiss everyone he meets. He needs surgery to repair his hip, then he can focus on giving out smooches. You can help him below ❤️‍🩹

15outof10.org/pringle
October 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
meow?
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
meow
(this is another test plz dont like this one)
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
meow
(this is a test)
October 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
meow
October 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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PSA: LiDAR sensors, the likes of which you'd find on self-driving cars, can *really fuck up your camera sensors!!*

youtube.com/shorts/oeHtf...
Phone Camera PSA
YouTube video by Marques Brownlee
youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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ADHD packing list:

• 7 books you won’t read
• ipad full of movies/shows you won’t watch
• random crap that sounded important 5 minutes before you left
• extra toothbrush?

Stuff forgotten:

• toothpaste
• an entire category of clothing
• one REALLY important cable
September 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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ferrets can sleep for 18 hours a day, and nobody bats an eye. but when I do it, I’m “skipping work” and “on thin ice”. tired of these double standards :/
September 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM