Johnny Seagull
@milkglider.bsky.social
I like hose water
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Winnepeg
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We are loading out media locally in 2026. We are putting our fruity little bandcamp purchases on tiny portable players. We are running baby media servers connected to our routers. This is the year of FLAC.
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
We are loading out media locally in 2026. We are putting our fruity little bandcamp purchases on tiny portable players. We are running baby media servers connected to our routers. This is the year of FLAC.
My child keeps removing intervals from their chords' voicings. Is my kid on jazz?
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
My child keeps removing intervals from their chords' voicings. Is my kid on jazz?
The worm is the only animal with no known flaws
January 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The worm is the only animal with no known flaws
using The Chrism for bong water
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
using The Chrism for bong water
The starbucks rewards program is basically an unregulated bank. Has anyone ever got into gold card fraud?
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The starbucks rewards program is basically an unregulated bank. Has anyone ever got into gold card fraud?
Buffalo Bills Challenge Coin Melt Value
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Buffalo Bills Challenge Coin Melt Value
Fuck it dude let's quit our jobs and start melting down all these nickles
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Fuck it dude let's quit our jobs and start melting down all these nickles
Why shave a horse when its coat looks fine?
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Why shave a horse when its coat looks fine?
Old Farmer's Alamanac is predicting another white boy summer for 2026
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Old Farmer's Alamanac is predicting another white boy summer for 2026
"Viper" - bad ass name for an animal
December 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"Viper" - bad ass name for an animal
They're raking me from stem to stern at work today
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They're raking me from stem to stern at work today
Catch 22: i need a woman to show me how to use dating app
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Catch 22: i need a woman to show me how to use dating app
Is this a Christmas year?? I thought next one was in 2028
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Is this a Christmas year?? I thought next one was in 2028
Circumcision is determined by genetics
December 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Circumcision is determined by genetics
My new toothpaste fucking sucks
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My new toothpaste fucking sucks
At the bar asking women for their social security number
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
At the bar asking women for their social security number
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Before the trombone was invented, trombone players were widely regarded as common maniacs
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Before the trombone was invented, trombone players were widely regarded as common maniacs
A man has struck oil in Lego City
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A man has struck oil in Lego City
The Fight Club was a cult bro youre not supposed to want to join it bro
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Fight Club was a cult bro youre not supposed to want to join it bro
Interested in Newfoundland experiences and lore
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Interested in Newfoundland experiences and lore