Ms Butthead
@milfdaddy1312.bsky.social
middle age idiot
she/they
she/they
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watchimg bro help an old lady cross the street w erotic precision
January 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
watchimg bro help an old lady cross the street w erotic precision
is this docking
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
is this docking
everyone come over we're watching Spirited Away on my couch with my dog
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
everyone come over we're watching Spirited Away on my couch with my dog
writhing around on the ground so I can imagine what it's like to be a snake
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
writhing around on the ground so I can imagine what it's like to be a snake
insane things happening in my digestive tract today
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
insane things happening in my digestive tract today
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If someone hit me with their car while I was walking through the grocery store parking lot I would use that opportunity to take a nap
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If someone hit me with their car while I was walking through the grocery store parking lot I would use that opportunity to take a nap
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It’s neat that, due to the particulars of English slang, a man can be both ‘cut’ and ‘uncut’ at the same time
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It’s neat that, due to the particulars of English slang, a man can be both ‘cut’ and ‘uncut’ at the same time
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Lying down Saturday or whatever the Saturday thing is
January 18, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Lying down Saturday or whatever the Saturday thing is
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You should go through and like all of my skeets. I won’t think it’s weird it’ll make me feel good actually
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
You should go through and like all of my skeets. I won’t think it’s weird it’ll make me feel good actually
when someone kills a spider in front of me after I said I'd take it outside
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
when someone kills a spider in front of me after I said I'd take it outside
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Me rn. Doesnt feel like a funday sunday yet
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Me rn. Doesnt feel like a funday sunday yet
good morning everyone don't say it back
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
good morning everyone don't say it back
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need someone to tuck me in and read me an article about early 1900s dental health in the Amish community
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
need someone to tuck me in and read me an article about early 1900s dental health in the Amish community
pussy that tastes like a burning couch at a midwest kegger on the back forty
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
pussy that tastes like a burning couch at a midwest kegger on the back forty
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we’re healing the world one perfect middle aged tit at a time
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
we’re healing the world one perfect middle aged tit at a time
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Being the change I wish to see in the world.
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Being the change I wish to see in the world.
MORE TITS ON BLUESKY
January 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
MORE TITS ON BLUESKY
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Being sentient is a curse
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Being sentient is a curse
hey girl wanna come over and cry in the tub together
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
hey girl wanna come over and cry in the tub together
listening to books instead of music today
libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
Black against Empire Audiobook on Libro.fm
In Oakland, California, in 1966, community college students Bobby Seale and Huey Newton armed themselves, began patrolling the police, and promised to prevent police brutality. Unlike the Civil Rights...
libro.fm
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
listening to books instead of music today
libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
why does this dog toy kind of look like one of my vibrators
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
why does this dog toy kind of look like one of my vibrators
Mariah Carey ate my baby
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Mariah Carey ate my baby
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*power ranger voice* IT'S PENIS SMASHIN TIME
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
*power ranger voice* IT'S PENIS SMASHIN TIME
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my baby is crawling on the ceiling bellowing ancient curses at us, starting to wish I'd had him vaccinated
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
my baby is crawling on the ceiling bellowing ancient curses at us, starting to wish I'd had him vaccinated