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Miles
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Not very funny.
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Me on my way out of all the old social media apps:
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Okay.
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Honestly? Punter for MVP. @chriswarcraft.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I’m happy for @minakimes.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We’re rebooting The ‘Burbs?
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
‘MAHA Center’ go to hell fuck you.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Is that Pedro Pascal?
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Googles searches for “How do I turn off SAP” for the next 20 minutes:
a picture of a space shuttle being launched with a copyright watermark
Alt: a picture of a space shuttle being launched with a copyright watermark
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February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
‘Good Will Dunkin’ just shot a 63 and is looking good in the clubhouse.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
“Project Hail Mary” was a fantastic book and the movie looks amazing so far, I don’t know how they’re going to get the running time in under five hours.
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Chief 🫵🏻
Kenneth Walker has been freaking on one for weeks. Vision, contact balance, burst--total package right now.
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Found out today that my daughter messed up my son’s Undertale pacifist run by killing a random character in his game and I cannot stop laughing about it. They’re 19 and 17.
February 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
An appropriate end for RFKj would be World War Z style situation where he’s put in a level 4 room and injected with every single horrific disease and sell tickets to watch him get super Ebola.
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Whenever this dude shows up on screen you immediately know who’s in charge.
a man with a beard and mohawk is wearing a samurai costume and looking at the camera .
Alt: a man with a beard and mohawk is wearing a samurai costume and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hawk Tuah coin tanked before it was cool.
There are drawdowns. And then there’s Melania Coin.
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Finally!
Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition coming to Switch 2 on Feb 24th, 2026
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
#falloutseason2 was pretty rad. Man, Goggins simply OWNS.
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I’ve never been a lawyer but I’m going to assume this isn’t great.
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Whoooo buddy. File this away for a @gregdoucette.bsky.social “Cops are great” post in the future.
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM