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@mildannoyancenexus.help
Least active medium writer, shitposter, and vaugely sciency guy.
also not really a guy my gender and sexuality are a gayness optimization protocol so it varies.
also not really a guy my gender and sexuality are a gayness optimization protocol so it varies.
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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January 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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I've had this dress for years and only tonight finally wore it somewhere
January 25, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I've had this dress for years and only tonight finally wore it somewhere
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comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
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December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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when the kink posts break containment and the most annoying people in the world (people with dni lists more than one line long) find it
January 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
when the kink posts break containment and the most annoying people in the world (people with dni lists more than one line long) find it
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This has been bouncing around in my head for like 2 days i cannot get enough of this like, 8 images or whatever. Its driving me insane. I need someone to bite me.
January 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
This has been bouncing around in my head for like 2 days i cannot get enough of this like, 8 images or whatever. Its driving me insane. I need someone to bite me.
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-stephen-miller/
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-stephen-miller/
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This should be a legal requirement for being allowed to sell networked devices.
Bose open-sources its SoundTouch home theater smart speakers ahead of end-of-life
Bose open-sources its SoundTouch home theater smart speakers ahead of end-of-life
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 AM
This should be a legal requirement for being allowed to sell networked devices.
Bose open-sources its SoundTouch home theater smart speakers ahead of end-of-life
Bose open-sources its SoundTouch home theater smart speakers ahead of end-of-life
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Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
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YOU think vampires with blood running down their chins is sloppy and gross
I think vampires with blood running down their chins is unfathomably sexy.
We are not the same.
I think vampires with blood running down their chins is unfathomably sexy.
We are not the same.
January 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
YOU think vampires with blood running down their chins is sloppy and gross
I think vampires with blood running down their chins is unfathomably sexy.
We are not the same.
I think vampires with blood running down their chins is unfathomably sexy.
We are not the same.
now i want a vampire to bite my tits. Great.
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
now i want a vampire to bite my tits. Great.
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ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
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CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule https://theonion.com/cdc-scales-back-child-vaccine-schedule/
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule https://theonion.com/cdc-scales-back-child-vaccine-schedule/
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
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Perform your civic duty to the U.S. economy and buy Onion apparel. https://store.theonion.com/products/congress-now-more-than-ever-our-nation-needs-your-cowardice-front-page-t-shirt
January 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Perform your civic duty to the U.S. economy and buy Onion apparel. https://store.theonion.com/products/congress-now-more-than-ever-our-nation-needs-your-cowardice-front-page-t-shirt
ahh man who could have ever predicted this!
other than fucking everyone obviously
other than fucking everyone obviously
LOUISIANA: ICE officer pleads guilty to sexually abusing Nicaraguan detainee for
Months “while she was under his authority”
Months “while she was under his authority”
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
ahh man who could have ever predicted this!
other than fucking everyone obviously
other than fucking everyone obviously
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis https://theonion.com/israel-agrees-to-go-back-to-killing-palestinians-on-less-frequent-basis/
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis https://theonion.com/israel-agrees-to-go-back-to-killing-palestinians-on-less-frequent-basis/
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weird little guy (respectful)
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
weird little guy (respectful)
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid http://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid http://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
I am in a weird mental place where when I hear "penis envy" I thought of the variety of shrooms, and was confused as to how shrooms got wilder post op.
Post-op 'penis envy' is kinda wild.
I can think about what it *would be* like to have a penis, and feel intrigue and wonder.
Yet when I recall what it *was* like, I get memories of pain and resentment.
I usually let my imagination drive for this one.
I can think about what it *would be* like to have a penis, and feel intrigue and wonder.
Yet when I recall what it *was* like, I get memories of pain and resentment.
I usually let my imagination drive for this one.
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am in a weird mental place where when I hear "penis envy" I thought of the variety of shrooms, and was confused as to how shrooms got wilder post op.
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Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup https://theonion.com/congress-passes-law-banning-women-from-leaving-house-without-makeup/
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup https://theonion.com/congress-passes-law-banning-women-from-leaving-house-without-makeup/
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How dare you be a non-white weird freak? don't you know being a weird freak is only allowed for white cis women? -Tumblr right after they went on a rant about letting people be weird
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How dare you be a non-white weird freak? don't you know being a weird freak is only allowed for white cis women? -Tumblr right after they went on a rant about letting people be weird