mikey siesta 🐡
@mikeysiesta.bsky.social
your worst nightmare's wet dream
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mikey siesta 🐡
@mikeysiesta.bsky.social
· Feb 17
i don't have a heart i have a quantum yearning core and it's about to go nuclear
what if i want a labubu but i don't wanna be a man whore
July 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
what if i want a labubu but i don't wanna be a man whore
having sex with an auctioneer and they moan entire chapters of erotica in your ear
July 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
having sex with an auctioneer and they moan entire chapters of erotica in your ear
abandoning my life to start a tiki bar. signature drink will be straight malibu served in a nearly-bursting water balloon.
July 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
abandoning my life to start a tiki bar. signature drink will be straight malibu served in a nearly-bursting water balloon.
hi I'm back to say remember to comfort your dogs tonight pls :)
July 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hi I'm back to say remember to comfort your dogs tonight pls :)
gagnam style ethel cain cover
June 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
gagnam style ethel cain cover
monsters love having a creator
June 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
monsters love having a creator
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Al Capone had a delicious brother named Mars
June 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Al Capone had a delicious brother named Mars
trust me bro, the lobster of ancient wisdoms said it'll be fine bro
June 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
trust me bro, the lobster of ancient wisdoms said it'll be fine bro
Charlie and the freaklet factory
June 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Charlie and the freaklet factory
battle axe made of amex titanium credit cards
June 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
battle axe made of amex titanium credit cards
people love passing their baby around like a blunt, no i do not want a hit of parental responsibility even for two minutes
June 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
people love passing their baby around like a blunt, no i do not want a hit of parental responsibility even for two minutes
sorry, can't make it tonight. been magically hearing your thoughts all day and ewwww
June 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
sorry, can't make it tonight. been magically hearing your thoughts all day and ewwww
used the Trader Joe's contact fluid and now I can see through clothes
June 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
used the Trader Joe's contact fluid and now I can see through clothes
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Give 👏 women 👏 nukes 👏
June 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Give 👏 women 👏 nukes 👏
love when lyft asks if i'm wearing a seatbelt so it can tell me i'm a good boy :)
June 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
love when lyft asks if i'm wearing a seatbelt so it can tell me i'm a good boy :)
why old water bottles always gotta develop ancient evils before you clean them
May 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
why old water bottles always gotta develop ancient evils before you clean them
going through checkout at Trader Joe's counts as a first date
May 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
going through checkout at Trader Joe's counts as a first date
today's wordle was the last straw. i'm storming the new york times. i will find the wordle editor and strangle all the fake ass words out of their lungs until there are no more left. you don't have to thank me, im just doing what has to be done.
May 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
today's wordle was the last straw. i'm storming the new york times. i will find the wordle editor and strangle all the fake ass words out of their lungs until there are no more left. you don't have to thank me, im just doing what has to be done.
im spiraling in crashouts you couldn't dream of
May 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
im spiraling in crashouts you couldn't dream of
dnd character painting. back on my nerd shi
May 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
dnd character painting. back on my nerd shi
put two ugly french dudes together and instantly they start making really good electronic music, it's just a law of the universe
May 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
put two ugly french dudes together and instantly they start making really good electronic music, it's just a law of the universe
need me a girl with mandibles big enough to rip my head off if I don't treat her right
May 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
need me a girl with mandibles big enough to rip my head off if I don't treat her right
if we suddenly had a galactic society, connected to other planets and aliens all over, I wouldn't have human sex ever again, FUCK that, there's a whole galaxy to discover, I need MANDIBLES
May 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
if we suddenly had a galactic society, connected to other planets and aliens all over, I wouldn't have human sex ever again, FUCK that, there's a whole galaxy to discover, I need MANDIBLES
i'd be fuckin those aliens from Arrival til they're moanin crazy circles on the wall
May 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i'd be fuckin those aliens from Arrival til they're moanin crazy circles on the wall