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Hang in there my fellow liberals, independent-leaning liberals, and Democrats. Hopefully by the early part of 2027 we will have control over the House and Senate, and then we can start trying to at least slow down Trump's dumbfuckery and "Holy" Mike Johnson will no longer be Speaker of the House...
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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What could go wrong?
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The blue tsunami continues!! 🌊🌊🌊
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Some say it is illegal to arrest a sitting president. It is not. The president is subject to the law like everyone. That none have been arrested in the U.S. is only a policy internal to the DOJ based on the need for continuity of government operations--a policy that never imagined a criminal POTUS.
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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#ONEV1
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#Voices4Victory

@mmpadellan.bsky.social: "He 'medaled' himself!"

Icing on the 🎂
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I have yet to hear a good argument against banning the Republican Party.
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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GOP Rep. Mike Turner: "This activity that's happening in the Caribbean where they are hitting these boats -- these individuals if they were captured and tried and convicted, they would be guilty of criminal activity for which they're not subject to capital punishment. These people are being killed."
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Facts
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Republicans are like sovereign citizens, claiming the law doesn't apply to them. Democrats just agree and go along with it.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Lindsey Graham sponsored the Afghan Adjustment Act: “This is the right thing to do. The people who were there with us in the fight who are here in America need to stay. This will be their new home. We have a moral obligation to these people and they will make great citizens.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Thanksgiving is not just a day to spend with people we love, it is also a day to pretend to love the Pilgrims, frosty, sanctimonious scolds in drab attire, who were shrewd enough to steal the Native Americans' recipes *before* they stole their land.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Back in my prime……
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Mabel insisted on sitting with me when I got my haircut which hasn't happened since my grandma did the same thing when I was in kindergarten.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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So had I. I heard the theme from Shaft on the radio the other day and I suddenly remembered him.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Well, here’s a little something to enjoy the rest of it to ❤️❤️❤️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SUy...
Know How by Young MC from Stone Cold Rhymin and Baby Driver
YouTube video by The Bicycle Music Company
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Yea, another fan❤️

The energy in their early stuff was sooo contagious. I can still get a bar rocking with them though.

Hope you had a good weekend …
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM