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Make me an elder... who writes skeets not dumbly
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
Did nbc just go to commercial with Possum Kingdom??
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When i was a kid it was very important for 13 year olds to wear t shirts from ocean city bars. Specifically MR Ducks, or greene turtle, or Salty Dogs, which may have been a delaware beach. You dont see this as much now.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Im ashamed to admit this but yes i listen to podcasts (downfall of society)
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
confirms my theory that we really don't need to purge that many people to save America.
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
why are america's least essential opinion sayers constantly trying to portray themselves as hero/victims because of the manner of conversation they engage in on social media
It's absolutely peak Bluesky that I criticised a powerful man for sexism over on X and people here are FURIOUS with me for somehow doing it wrong
"but i was a based heterodox thinker" seems to be the rallying cry of the reactionary centre when encountering actual Schmittian politics
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Who cares but i keep checking to see if the NFL has admitted Likely caught a TD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I think they stopped playing Christmas Shoes on the 24 hr xmas radio station bless the lord.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Stop giving the ball to Derrick Henry.
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Uhhh.. i might have to stop making fun of the algorithm.
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
One of the bands in the SEC championship keeps playing a few bars of Kashmir double time but cuts off before the Dun Dun Duns all resolve. Feels constipated.
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you thought trump creamed himself meeting zohran this guy would have him stroking out. He would try to kiss this guy on the mouth.
“.. In the White House’s edit, a TikTok-style voiceover replaces Carpenter saying ‘hot’ with the word ‘illegal.’”

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December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Somewhere along the line a squirrel cookie cutter got roped in to our christmas cookie stuff and ever since each year we make an Evil Christmas Squirrel.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
There are two like.. cervals? possibly? on the loose in Res Hill??
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
just found a hunk of plastic in my ramen bowl. picked it out and threw it away. none of my fuckin business how it got there, especially if it means ramen bowls are gonna cost $2.50 instead of $1.50
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tidal 2025 recap
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the scrolling apps have started using Telephone by Labi Siffre - a cute little song he did when he wasn't doing the orchestral funky jazz that became the sample for My Name Is. Kelis (milkshake) of all people has a good version.
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I wonder what is some other stuff Donald Trump thinks is a huge problem because he mentally lives in 1987. armored car robberies. chop shops. things of this nature.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
when it comes to the mason dixon line you gotta pick a side. mason or dixon.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Because of his level of cognitive decline he would probably need to be sedated for an MRI, so it was not done lightly.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Do you think Jim Carrey is mad that his version of the grinch is being used in Walmart ads. He played himself looking too grinch like in the grinch movie. Now whoever owns the grinch can just put Jim Carrey in an ad without paying him.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just remembered in the global warming movie The Day After Tomorrow there was a scene where they dramatically ran away from coldness. They made it a room and slammed the door right as the coldness was about to get them.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
engage Christmas Husband mode
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If every political reporter in America was Olivia Nuzzi what would be substantively different about legacy media.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I love the ravens, who also suck
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Every time the ball leaves Burrow's hand it looks overthrown by 5 yards but Jamarr Chase is simply good enough to catch whatever.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM