Mike
@mikesbadtweets.bsky.social
Make me an elder... who writes skeets not dumbly
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
This is the second 30 yard roll off we have filled with nasty old people tchotchkes and will fill another one and have a hazmat pickup.
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is the second 30 yard roll off we have filled with nasty old people tchotchkes and will fill another one and have a hazmat pickup.
I have given at least two people WMDs this week. I'd turn myself in but forcing them to have surgery without it honestly serms like a worse crime..
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I have given at least two people WMDs this week. I'd turn myself in but forcing them to have surgery without it honestly serms like a worse crime..
Im ashamed to admit this but yes i listen to podcasts (downfall of society)
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Im ashamed to admit this but yes i listen to podcasts (downfall of society)
Uhhh.. i might have to stop making fun of the algorithm.
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Uhhh.. i might have to stop making fun of the algorithm.
Somewhere along the line a squirrel cookie cutter got roped in to our christmas cookie stuff and ever since each year we make an Evil Christmas Squirrel.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Somewhere along the line a squirrel cookie cutter got roped in to our christmas cookie stuff and ever since each year we make an Evil Christmas Squirrel.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the free thinkers / stubborn contrarians.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all the free thinkers / stubborn contrarians.
One of the best straight up visual gags in New Yorker history
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One of the best straight up visual gags in New Yorker history
Look at my son's Revolutionary War ass haircut. Johnny Tremaine ass.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look at my son's Revolutionary War ass haircut. Johnny Tremaine ass.
One thing you can never take away from me is that my mayor regularly refers to cleveland as the Doo Doo Browns.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
One thing you can never take away from me is that my mayor regularly refers to cleveland as the Doo Doo Browns.
Do not speak to me or my son ever again
October 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Do not speak to me or my son ever again
Just had a google photo highlight of the time someone tossed a car in front of my house and wound up severly disappointed
October 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Just had a google photo highlight of the time someone tossed a car in front of my house and wound up severly disappointed
Banned Books Week 2025 - Florida Reactionaries Can Suck It edition
October 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Banned Books Week 2025 - Florida Reactionaries Can Suck It edition
Did my roof with the elastomeric $20 per gallon stuff. I guess the energy savings will pile up - it hurts to look at without shades so it's reflecting something.
September 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Did my roof with the elastomeric $20 per gallon stuff. I guess the energy savings will pile up - it hurts to look at without shades so it's reflecting something.
I go where i'm needed
September 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I go where i'm needed
remembering some guys (two birds with one stone edition)
September 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
remembering some guys (two birds with one stone edition)
Maybe 7 years ago my son planted some apple seeds from a Gala apple he ate. Soon we will reap the harvest of that occassion - 10 to 12 rock hard apples roughly the size of a golf ball.
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Maybe 7 years ago my son planted some apple seeds from a Gala apple he ate. Soon we will reap the harvest of that occassion - 10 to 12 rock hard apples roughly the size of a golf ball.
I have just located a paw paw.
September 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I have just located a paw paw.
The fringe berry we planted on the jones falls trail 6 years ago has fruited for the first time
September 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The fringe berry we planted on the jones falls trail 6 years ago has fruited for the first time
yelling OOOO in the theater when stavros shows up in a movie
August 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
yelling OOOO in the theater when stavros shows up in a movie
