Mike Nellis
@mikenellis.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Entrepreneur. Dem strategist. Raised over $1B online for Dems & nonprofits. 1M+ subscribers on Substack (and growing). Be a joyful warrior.
If Trump wants to talk affordability, maybe don’t send out a guy worth $500 million who looks like he just laid off your dad.
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If Trump wants to talk affordability, maybe don’t send out a guy worth $500 million who looks like he just laid off your dad.
Brutal clip of Trump's Treasury Secretary downplaying electricity price increases. He's trying to blame the states instead of taking responsibility for this administration's disastrous policies.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Brutal clip of Trump's Treasury Secretary downplaying electricity price increases. He's trying to blame the states instead of taking responsibility for this administration's disastrous policies.
Good fucking morning to everybody except this dancing asshole, Javier Milei—who Trump gave $40 billion of YOUR money to bail out Argentina while 40 million Americans face starvation.
America First, my ass.
America First, my ass.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good fucking morning to everybody except this dancing asshole, Javier Milei—who Trump gave $40 billion of YOUR money to bail out Argentina while 40 million Americans face starvation.
America First, my ass.
America First, my ass.
When your mom crashes your weekly live show with former Republican Congressman Joe Walsh...
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
When your mom crashes your weekly live show with former Republican Congressman Joe Walsh...
I still think the biggest story in the country should be Trump admitting he has no idea who he’s pardoning, but a close second is probably the fact that this guy can’t sit through a meeting without falling asleep.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I still think the biggest story in the country should be Trump admitting he has no idea who he’s pardoning, but a close second is probably the fact that this guy can’t sit through a meeting without falling asleep.
"Hi, I'm Sandwich Guy. The only thing I'm guilty of is enjoying this fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled... cold-cut combo from Subway. I eat three every day to help keep me strong!"
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Hi, I'm Sandwich Guy. The only thing I'm guilty of is enjoying this fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled... cold-cut combo from Subway. I eat three every day to help keep me strong!"
Yassamin Ansari is an absolute badass for doing this outside Mike Johnson's office.
Wow.
Wow.
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yassamin Ansari is an absolute badass for doing this outside Mike Johnson's office.
Wow.
Wow.
Sure looks like Trump fell asleep during this press conference today
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sure looks like Trump fell asleep during this press conference today
I have to laugh when I see clips of Fox News talking about grocery prices now—when just a few short months ago, one of their daytime anchors laughed at me on live TV for suggesting this was a problem for Trump and the Republicans.
How far we've come...
How far we've come...
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have to laugh when I see clips of Fox News talking about grocery prices now—when just a few short months ago, one of their daytime anchors laughed at me on live TV for suggesting this was a problem for Trump and the Republicans.
How far we've come...
How far we've come...
I'm catching up on Trump's Fox News interview, and he's learned nothing from yesterday's election. Here he is again, talking about how great the economy is—after voters sent him a pretty clear message that they're struggling right now.
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm catching up on Trump's Fox News interview, and he's learned nothing from yesterday's election. Here he is again, talking about how great the economy is—after voters sent him a pretty clear message that they're struggling right now.
No money to feed starving kids, but the White House found the cash to put up a gaudy sign that says “The Oval Office” outside the White House.
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
No money to feed starving kids, but the White House found the cash to put up a gaudy sign that says “The Oval Office” outside the White House.
Every MAGA influencer doubling down and coping about yesterday's election results
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Every MAGA influencer doubling down and coping about yesterday's election results
Telling my kid about the 2025 elections
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Telling my kid about the 2025 elections
It was never in doubt tonight, but if the Virginia governor’s race is getting called that fast, it’s going to be a VERY rough night for the Republicans — all the way down the ballot.
Congrats to Spanberger and her team!
Congrats to Spanberger and her team!
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It was never in doubt tonight, but if the Virginia governor’s race is getting called that fast, it’s going to be a VERY rough night for the Republicans — all the way down the ballot.
Congrats to Spanberger and her team!
Congrats to Spanberger and her team!
"I'll keep starving poor kids until Democrats vote to increase your health care premiums" is probably not a great message for the midterms, Mr. President
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"I'll keep starving poor kids until Democrats vote to increase your health care premiums" is probably not a great message for the midterms, Mr. President
Oh great, the Pentagon is credentialing a well-known right-wing crackpot who I had to file a police report against two months ago because she threatened my son.
What a world!
What a world!
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh great, the Pentagon is credentialing a well-known right-wing crackpot who I had to file a police report against two months ago because she threatened my son.
What a world!
What a world!
THE ZODIAC KILLER HAS RETURNED
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
THE ZODIAC KILLER HAS RETURNED
You know it's bad when even Rasmussen has to admit Trump is unpopular.
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You know it's bad when even Rasmussen has to admit Trump is unpopular.
The number of layoff announcements this week is scary as hell. You’d think the President of the United States might want to say something about it—or try to prevent it from happening. But Trump is in complete denial about the state of the job market.
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The number of layoff announcements this week is scary as hell. You’d think the President of the United States might want to say something about it—or try to prevent it from happening. But Trump is in complete denial about the state of the job market.
If 8% of Americans participated in the No Kings protests, that’s nearly 21 million people — roughly the entire population of Florida. Hell of a turnout, and it explains why MAGA world’s been so panicked about it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If 8% of Americans participated in the No Kings protests, that’s nearly 21 million people — roughly the entire population of Florida. Hell of a turnout, and it explains why MAGA world’s been so panicked about it.
Me, seeing today’s polling showing Trump at his lowest approval rating of his second term.
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Me, seeing today’s polling showing Trump at his lowest approval rating of his second term.
Dying at this quote about MAGA women not being able to find masculine men in the conservative dating pool 😂
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dying at this quote about MAGA women not being able to find masculine men in the conservative dating pool 😂
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
Another crack in the MAGA coalition, with Tomi Lahren going off on Trump for wanting to flood the market with cheap foreign beef.
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Another crack in the MAGA coalition, with Tomi Lahren going off on Trump for wanting to flood the market with cheap foreign beef.