Telling my 13-month-old daughter we can't be friends if she doesn't like the Talking Heads.
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Telling my 13-month-old daughter we can't be friends if she doesn't like the Talking Heads.
Whenever someone asks me why I hate AI, I ask them to think of the worst cover band they can imagine. That's AI.
Yeah, the song being played might have all the same chords as "Uptown Funk" but none of the juice is there. It just sounds like "Uptown Fart."
Yeah, the song being played might have all the same chords as "Uptown Funk" but none of the juice is there. It just sounds like "Uptown Fart."
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Whenever someone asks me why I hate AI, I ask them to think of the worst cover band they can imagine. That's AI.
Yeah, the song being played might have all the same chords as "Uptown Funk" but none of the juice is there. It just sounds like "Uptown Fart."
Yeah, the song being played might have all the same chords as "Uptown Funk" but none of the juice is there. It just sounds like "Uptown Fart."
Sons of Anarchy? More like Sons of Manarchy
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sons of Anarchy? More like Sons of Manarchy
People don't build homemade tanks like they used to
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
People don't build homemade tanks like they used to
I'm not sure exactly when it happened but #advertising culture has gone completely sideways since the pandemic. Pre-COVID, a lot of meetings equaled 50% of your time. Now, it's not uncommon to be booked from 9-5 with zero time to do any real work. We're all just white-knuckling it until we sign off.
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm not sure exactly when it happened but #advertising culture has gone completely sideways since the pandemic. Pre-COVID, a lot of meetings equaled 50% of your time. Now, it's not uncommon to be booked from 9-5 with zero time to do any real work. We're all just white-knuckling it until we sign off.
Listening to the new Agriculture record
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Listening to the new Agriculture record
You ever notice Pete Hegseth's head is shaped like a smooshed chunk of liverwurst?
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You ever notice Pete Hegseth's head is shaped like a smooshed chunk of liverwurst?
My big conspiracy theory is that pickleball isn't real and that no one actually plays it. It was invented by Big Pickleball, who pushes stories about the "most popular sport in America" but literally no one plays it? I see courts everywhere but have never seen players.
Pickleball isn't real.
Pickleball isn't real.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My big conspiracy theory is that pickleball isn't real and that no one actually plays it. It was invented by Big Pickleball, who pushes stories about the "most popular sport in America" but literally no one plays it? I see courts everywhere but have never seen players.
Pickleball isn't real.
Pickleball isn't real.
Thinking about how my old boss posted an AI image of an ICE agent balloon chasing a Dora the Explorer balloon during the Macy's Thanksgiving parade...
...as an American living in Mexico.
...as an American living in Mexico.
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Thinking about how my old boss posted an AI image of an ICE agent balloon chasing a Dora the Explorer balloon during the Macy's Thanksgiving parade...
...as an American living in Mexico.
...as an American living in Mexico.
"Train Dreams" is the most devastating portrait of loss I've ever seen on screen.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"Train Dreams" is the most devastating portrait of loss I've ever seen on screen.
My baby holds her water bottle like Neil Hamburger holds a solo cup
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My baby holds her water bottle like Neil Hamburger holds a solo cup
For the first time in my adult life, I ordered only one bagel.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
For the first time in my adult life, I ordered only one bagel.
It should be illegal for record labels to reorder a record with a rerelease. Looking at you, Matador re: Mission of Burma's "Signals, Calls, and Marches" EP.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It should be illegal for record labels to reorder a record with a rerelease. Looking at you, Matador re: Mission of Burma's "Signals, Calls, and Marches" EP.
Imagine being Tireman. A being with a permanent smile upon their visage without the ability to speak.
Absolute horrifying.
Absolute horrifying.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Imagine being Tireman. A being with a permanent smile upon their visage without the ability to speak.
Absolute horrifying.
Absolute horrifying.
No one ever says Jesus Louisus.
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No one ever says Jesus Louisus.
Glenn Powell looks like a Squid Games puppet.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Glenn Powell looks like a Squid Games puppet.
Oh, look! The dinonugget version of your grandma.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh, look! The dinonugget version of your grandma.
The Democrats are the.most ineffectual, spineless group of politicians on earth. They'd negotiate away their own right arms if it meant a perceived moral victory.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The Democrats are the.most ineffectual, spineless group of politicians on earth. They'd negotiate away their own right arms if it meant a perceived moral victory.
Weezer is the ChatGPT of rock music.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Weezer is the ChatGPT of rock music.
The balls on Robert Smith for being like "yeah, y'all are going to wait more than two minutes before you hear any vocals on this record."
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The balls on Robert Smith for being like "yeah, y'all are going to wait more than two minutes before you hear any vocals on this record."
Can't believe I have Rush tickets.
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can't believe I have Rush tickets.
It took 14 days but they're knocking at my door
eBird cops about to come after me because I saw a ruffed grouse in Dryden and they didn't. #birding
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It took 14 days but they're knocking at my door