Mike Crap
mikecrap.bsky.social
Mike Crap
@mikecrap.bsky.social
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I have gathered my thoughts and turned it into a fun blog about how IMDb is hell. I hope you like a long, under-explained list of movie ratings. aftermath.site/imdb-review-...
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Why wasn't Greg Bear's Blood Music ever made into a movie? It's the perfect Cronenberg vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
God bless David Simon.
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I DNF'd Dungeon Crawler Carl. For the first 100 pages it's like I'm reading a script to a Bethesda RPG including all the achievements.
September 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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'Blade Runner' - 1997
September 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This is good: With Trump/RFK destroying CDC, JB Pritzker's officials are exploring the possibility of buying Covid vaccines from manufacturers and distributing them in-state themselves, source tells me.

Dem govs must step up and fill the void.

New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/1998...
Trump’s Decapitation of CDC Takes Darker Turn—and Hands Dems a Weapon
Illinois’s J.B. Pritzker is leading a charge other Democratic governors should take up: In our America, we’ll make sure public health systems remain strong.
newrepublic.com
August 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Alien: Earth (2025)

youtu.be/vjO8YzcLgaA?...
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls: Eye Trick
YouTube video by Jim Carrey
youtu.be
August 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Dennis Miller, Arsenio Hall and Craig Kilborne eagerly sit by their phones waiting for that call...
July 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill
July 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Applied for a job and was immediately called by an AI recruiter that disconnected me and on the second call didn't respond to one of my answers...just dead air.

Fuck that. Human recruiters are better than AI that can't hold a conversation about the position.
May 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Big "I need my diaper changed" energy here.
April 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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yes
April 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You know times are bad when two television series (Paradise and Daredevil) use "We Built This City" covers as a prominent episode theme.
March 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Schumer on the Senate floor
March 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Newsom's next guest? David Duke, where he'll discuss his equal love for bedsheets and private drinking fountains.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/12/u...
Gavin Newsom’s Podcast Hosts Steve Bannon, Covering Musk, Trump and Taxes (Gift Article)
The California governor hosted one of the architects of President Trump’s political movement on his new podcast, and their friendly sparring revealed a few points of agreement.
www.nytimes.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know one thing for certain, Dems will absolutely dunk on themselves given the option to dunk on the opposing party.
March 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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cool. trump is going to say you “look gay.” then what
March 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI.

FLOOD THE PORTAL

Spam the hell out of it.

Pass it on! It works!

enddei.ed.gov
February 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Democrats can and should be much more openly contemptuous. They owe terrorists nothing and they should treat Nazis like Nazis. But it’s true that almost none of these appeasers could pull it off.
The dignified, low-level rage and contempt Zelensky channels as he confronts Trump and Vance is a model for what leadership could look like right now, and it's hard to imagine any top Democrat pulling it off.
February 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (20/20) #booksky 💙📚 #books
February 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM