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Writer, podcaster, comedian - a real hoopy frood you should sass who knows where his towel's @.
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And then there's the hos, who are some of the filthiest around
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And then there's the hos, who are some of the filthiest around
Then the idea that it's mumbled is immediately linked in your mind with a character who has an implied trait - they didn't want to be heard. So this joke was taboo even by their own standards, like a kid joking at the back of the bus who could get us both in trouble if we giggle too loudly.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Then the idea that it's mumbled is immediately linked in your mind with a character who has an implied trait - they didn't want to be heard. So this joke was taboo even by their own standards, like a kid joking at the back of the bus who could get us both in trouble if we giggle too loudly.
Just my own joke math but - It implies I mumbled it or tossed it away under my breath; with punctuation it would feel more like I said it loud and proud "hoping for a laugh," or it would scan more written/abstract instead of summoning my voice in your head.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Just my own joke math but - It implies I mumbled it or tossed it away under my breath; with punctuation it would feel more like I said it loud and proud "hoping for a laugh," or it would scan more written/abstract instead of summoning my voice in your head.
look, I don't know from politics, I'm just here for the acronyms.
moreover, ICE must be destroyed
moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
look, I don't know from politics, I'm just here for the acronyms.
moreover, ICE must be destroyed
moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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This connection isn’t articulated often enough.
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This connection isn’t articulated often enough.
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coherence more like ho clearance
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ok I’ll bite forgot what
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Jerking off to this image to prove you have offended me
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM