Mike Curtis
@michaelcurtisdm.bsky.social
Professional Dork, owner of https://www.searchtoolbox.net. The secret to succeeding in SEO is to give me, personally, lots of cash
can the bubble hurry up and burst please Jesus fucking christ.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
can the bubble hurry up and burst please Jesus fucking christ.
Staring at the ‘this computer doesn’t want to fuck you quite as much’ headline with shock and awe.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Staring at the ‘this computer doesn’t want to fuck you quite as much’ headline with shock and awe.
Business idea: a web design agency who specialise in making estate agent websites that don't absolutely suck any and all balls.
October 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Business idea: a web design agency who specialise in making estate agent websites that don't absolutely suck any and all balls.
The Epic of Jiramesh.
October 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The Epic of Jiramesh.
lol good lord am I not clicking those forum links, Techmeme.
Also rapidly learning today from all the 'Image blocked in your country' I'm running into that imgur was secretly a load bearing pillar of the internet.
Also rapidly learning today from all the 'Image blocked in your country' I'm running into that imgur was secretly a load bearing pillar of the internet.
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
lol good lord am I not clicking those forum links, Techmeme.
Also rapidly learning today from all the 'Image blocked in your country' I'm running into that imgur was secretly a load bearing pillar of the internet.
Also rapidly learning today from all the 'Image blocked in your country' I'm running into that imgur was secretly a load bearing pillar of the internet.
definitely going to be first in line to put my card details into a random number generator connected to shopify.
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
definitely going to be first in line to put my card details into a random number generator connected to shopify.
5:30pm Friday. Time to turn off the bad screen, and turn on good screen!
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
5:30pm Friday. Time to turn off the bad screen, and turn on good screen!
Reposted by Mike Curtis
Planning to spend Q4 calling anyone who schedules a December code freeze a coward.
September 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Planning to spend Q4 calling anyone who schedules a December code freeze a coward.
desperately trying to come up with something cringier than asking an LLM to roast your profile pic on Linkedin and, nope, I got nothing.
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
desperately trying to come up with something cringier than asking an LLM to roast your profile pic on Linkedin and, nope, I got nothing.
just a boy, standing in front of the internet, making deep ethical judgements on the quality of people's character based on how they think a bot reads schema
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
just a boy, standing in front of the internet, making deep ethical judgements on the quality of people's character based on how they think a bot reads schema
Reposted by Mike Curtis
Engineers when you point out flaws in their DX that affects maybe 5 people ever on that team: yes absolutely we should fix this, this is 10x engineering
when you point out systemic accessibility issues: wow maybe in a perfect world we could fix this 🙄🙄🙄 there has to be balance!!!!
when you point out systemic accessibility issues: wow maybe in a perfect world we could fix this 🙄🙄🙄 there has to be balance!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Engineers when you point out flaws in their DX that affects maybe 5 people ever on that team: yes absolutely we should fix this, this is 10x engineering
when you point out systemic accessibility issues: wow maybe in a perfect world we could fix this 🙄🙄🙄 there has to be balance!!!!
when you point out systemic accessibility issues: wow maybe in a perfect world we could fix this 🙄🙄🙄 there has to be balance!!!!
I know AI is setting fire to the arctic circle in the name of luring the elderly to their death and flirting with kids, but can we also take a moment to appreciate that its also occasionally really funny?
August 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I know AI is setting fire to the arctic circle in the name of luring the elderly to their death and flirting with kids, but can we also take a moment to appreciate that its also occasionally really funny?
loving this everything has a weird plastic distorted shitty smear future, thx YouTube.
August 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
loving this everything has a weird plastic distorted shitty smear future, thx YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8cc... SEO's writing QBRs, 5 months after the rollout of AI Overviews
I Can Only Count to FOUR - Psychostick Numbers Bodies Drowning Pool Parody
YouTube video by Psychostick
www.youtube.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:31 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8cc... SEO's writing QBRs, 5 months after the rollout of AI Overviews
"Have you seen this boy?" ChatGPT asks, while holding up a piece of paper with a granola recipe on it.
August 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Have you seen this boy?" ChatGPT asks, while holding up a piece of paper with a granola recipe on it.
Reposted by Mike Curtis
$500 billion valuation? Private secondary stock sale? Sure sounds like a very real company with a future and not a suicide round used to juice as much possible remaining value from this company before it explodes when it can't convert to a for profit. Alternatively they keep raising capital forever
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
$500 billion valuation? Private secondary stock sale? Sure sounds like a very real company with a future and not a suicide round used to juice as much possible remaining value from this company before it explodes when it can't convert to a for profit. Alternatively they keep raising capital forever
chickened out of asking on Linkedin why the new search console logo looks like a green round rect getting a blowjob.
What has happened to me when did I become such a coward.
What has happened to me when did I become such a coward.
August 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
chickened out of asking on Linkedin why the new search console logo looks like a green round rect getting a blowjob.
What has happened to me when did I become such a coward.
What has happened to me when did I become such a coward.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold. The absolute dumbest shit ever written.
ai-2027.com
Apparently AI is on the verge of replacing us with human-corgi hybrids.
This is a real thing serious people have said.
ai-2027.com
Apparently AI is on the verge of replacing us with human-corgi hybrids.
This is a real thing serious people have said.
AI 2027
A research-backed AI scenario forecast.
ai-2027.com
August 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, behold. The absolute dumbest shit ever written.
ai-2027.com
Apparently AI is on the verge of replacing us with human-corgi hybrids.
This is a real thing serious people have said.
ai-2027.com
Apparently AI is on the verge of replacing us with human-corgi hybrids.
This is a real thing serious people have said.