Michael Burns
michaelburns.bsky.social
Michael Burns
@michaelburns.bsky.social
person that makes philosophic and comedic content, deadhead, lake guy.

https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
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hey i made a new video this week about reading books and going outside.

watch it and decide if making content about this with a sponsor invalidates the video itself, or is more indicative of the economic and material reality of attempting to make a living at this in 2025.

IT'S UP TO YOU.
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
ALEX KARP IS EVIL AND WEIRD HOLY SHIT

from this week's stream

youtu.be/Lyu9OHQsvd4
The Fascist Philosophy of Alex Karp and Palantir
YouTube video by Side Burns
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
hey i made a new video this week about reading books and going outside.

watch it and decide if making content about this with a sponsor invalidates the video itself, or is more indicative of the economic and material reality of attempting to make a living at this in 2025.

IT'S UP TO YOU.
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Filming something with three of the most famous debaters on the internet this evening.
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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very preposterous time bc some people are and really aren't realizing there is a political future after the present and they're gonna be alive the rest of their lives with what all they've said and done
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Epstein being in Trump's inner circle while he was President sure is something isn't
SCOOP: In text messages sent in 2017, Jeffrey Epstein appears to position himself as a middleman between president Donald Trump’s administration and Microsoft cofounder Bill Gates. He seemingly represents himself as passing on information directly from Trump to Gates through an intermediary.
Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Intimate Knowledge of Donald Trump’s Views in Texts With Bill Gates Adviser
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
you, in 3-4 weeks:

"oh he made a whole youtube video about that dumb thing he posted on bsky last month, i better watch it just to show some support so he doesn't do anything crazy."
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i genuinely think this is a better analysis of the "problem with men" than what we're getting from "professional smart guys" like Scott Galloway

www.theringer.com/2025/11/12/t...
Tim Robinson and Conner O’Malley, the Patron Saints of Male Frustration
This year, Tim Robinson and Conner O’Malley have reached the peak of their comedic aims, toeing an impossible line between analyzing modern masculinity and falling prey to its more odious features
www.theringer.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the only PMC i'm interested in analyzing is:

Pi
Mento
CHeese
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Between this and a recent stream with @michaelburns.bsky.social & @yedoye.bsky.social, it's feels good to see that the idea of dual power and art as resistance is just in the air.

youtu.be/sodxLzvntsk?...
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
uh oh dude i searched for your dad's name in the Epstein emails and uh . . . it's not good
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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i'm tired boss
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This is the most insane shit. Epstein advised the Trump admin on how to discredit Kavanaugh’s accuser so he could get a Supreme Court seat? I’ve been losing my mind all day.
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
say what you will, but this is a very specific brand to commit to
Imagine if Dems in the Senate hadn't caved. The House wouldn't be in session rn, the discharge petition wouldn't be signed, people wouldn't have SNAP, govt workers would be RIF'd & the GOP would have some decent talking points. But also online rage addicts would be happier! YMMV!
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hey! Who wants to relive Fight Opera's WASTELAND VACATION?!?! You Can! It's easy! Click This! www.twitch.tv/fightopera
FightOpera - Twitch
FIGHT OPERA PRESENTS: WASTELAND VACATION REVISTED
www.twitch.tv
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
read this on stream today it's very good.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
resist capitalism, do nothing.
YouTube video by Michael Burns
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
talking to alice cappelle now
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
streaming today and going to figure it all out once and for all
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Ever since I began limiting my presence online my life has noticeably become much better and I feel like I'm slowly becoming a much better person as a result.

@michaelburns.bsky.social @jennitaur.bsky.social

#Unplugged #Disconnect #Anti-capitalism #DoNothing

youtube.com/watch?v=DsCU...
How to Do Nothing (and Fight the System)
YouTube video by Michael Burns
youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM