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sal
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metrizans.carrd.co | 32yo | they/their

a little bit of everything. video games r gr8.
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everyone's doing their "10 media to get to know me" so here's 10 video games that had some form of impact on me
I've been playing Easy Delivery Co., surprisingly forgiving, and it has just enough systems to keep the gameplay loop interesting without becoming overly complex. Don't think I am 100% in love with it, but it's a really fun game to sit with for an hour or two at a time.
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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gonna start a thread of good manga panels from whatever i’m reading this year 🫡

smoking behind the supermarket with you
volume 5
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
this decaf i'm drinking occasionally has the texture of dr pepper it is the strangest thing
January 20, 2026 at 2:21 AM
been listening to abbey road all day. i kind of regret not putting this album on more often, it's defo one of their best.
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
i like this take on the her majesty outtakes (source: youtu.be/Beqj4EC1hV0 )
January 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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This got me feeling like Seto Kaiba watching Pegasus turn his Blue-Eyes White Dragon into The Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon 😞
Silent Hill Funko Pop figures up for preorder on Amazon buff.ly/OT1jb1h
Entertainment Earth buff.ly/44rUMDK #ad
January 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
lrp it's been like over a quarter of a year apparently and i still cant stop saying that shit
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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I haven’t been able to stop saying KILL EACHOTHER for a month straight because of vinesauce
September 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a bizarre "vengeful Thwomp" glitch. Normally, if a Thwomp is hit by a hammer, it just dies. However, if a diagonal Thwomp is hit in the topmost position, it will perform a jump after dying just to get one last revenge attack in.
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
man, this site got jokes huh
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Please enjoy this nearly three seconds of footage from the original Mother 3, newly captured off of a tape we're working with
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
burrito galaxy digital cryptid [DO NOT RESEARCH]
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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walking into a del taco at 7 PM and going "yeah can I get the kill myself meal"
this is the saddest thing i have ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
ahhh, lrp me
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Why don’t you go to YouTube and type “Donkey Kong Country gameplay,” you freak?
December 25, 2023 at 7:40 PM
😌
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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when i'm too focused and forget about my tea until way later. and then it's cold
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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got a very sweet email from a fan yesterday talking about what my videos meant to them

looked at their user name and
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I'm trying to finally beat disco elysium and it honestly that first day takes fooreeeever..........
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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holy moly
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i was reading a review i wrote jan last year and. wow. according to it i was also incredibly sad about something at that time. what that thing was, I don't know but. it's weird that this is like the second year in a row.
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 AM
why are the majority of tiktok posts >mfw greentext 4 chan posts but in video form
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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That's what I'm talking about.
January 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
[mgs guard voice] shut up in there, william!
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM