Al E.(-boy) Smith
@mestizhoe.bsky.social
Fka Vito, Ceo of Vito Holdings (real), queens refugee now in LA (the other one), infrequent host of Higher Education Podcast, Uncle, moron, communist
Everything sucks and I'm in immense pain
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Everything sucks and I'm in immense pain
Soon I will bring my greatest creation, a Finno-Incan super soldier into the world. The Northeast will be hers to conquer.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Soon I will bring my greatest creation, a Finno-Incan super soldier into the world. The Northeast will be hers to conquer.
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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
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I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!
Putting beers all over DC in Wile E. Coyote style traps for old kegsbreath
September 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Putting beers all over DC in Wile E. Coyote style traps for old kegsbreath
Are there group dms here yet
August 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Are there group dms here yet
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me describing my interests
May 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
me describing my interests
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Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
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(getting a blowjob on Arrakis) hey wait that's my water! dude what the fuck you're drinking my water!!
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
(getting a blowjob on Arrakis) hey wait that's my water! dude what the fuck you're drinking my water!!
I myself operate several different cards at all times to maintain a competitive edge
"erm.. methinks i didn't have that at my 2025 bingo card 🤣". grow the fuck up.
January 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I myself operate several different cards at all times to maintain a competitive edge
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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can we improve Japan by bringing it closer to Massachusetts?
December 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
can we improve Japan by bringing it closer to Massachusetts?
I'm royally sucked off
December 2, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I'm royally sucked off
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I just hope everyone has a good time
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I just hope everyone has a good time
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If I were in Gay City and I saw a straight man refuse to twerk I would jump him.
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
If I were in Gay City and I saw a straight man refuse to twerk I would jump him.
(whisper) there's monkeys
(scream) THAT HOWL
(scream) THAT HOWL
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 2:29 AM
(whisper) there's monkeys
(scream) THAT HOWL
(scream) THAT HOWL
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[after one hit of weed] god is milking me
September 5, 2024 at 11:04 PM
[after one hit of weed] god is milking me
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Great review man what's your home address?
November 18, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Great review man what's your home address?
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November 18, 2024 at 12:30 AM
repost this if you hate israel
November 17, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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im tryna be on some us in our bag type shit . just u and me against tha world. and i mean that genuinely
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
im tryna be on some us in our bag type shit . just u and me against tha world. and i mean that genuinely
Popping in when I'm on the can more often
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Popping in when I'm on the can more often