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October 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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We’re currently under a severe thunderstorm watch here in Alberta. I love this handy guide which clearly explains the difference between a “watch” and a “warning.”
#yegwx #abstorm #yegweather
July 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Martyrdumb: Intentionally provoking a response just so you can look like a victim when you propagandize an incident of your own making.
July 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I’m terrible at positive self talk, so sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself I imagine what my dog would say about me at a dogs-only cocktail party where everyone is standing around talking about their owners, and honestly it’s just the best little life hack
February 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Took shower mostly by myself, had my favorite shirt warm from the dryer, got the sling back on & ice pad in place, AND immediately fell asleep holding the perfect caramel latte my husband had just made me.

Living out a Pinterest Expectation to Reality meme in real time. Nailed it!
January 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Dune Part Two came out and is on Netflix?!?!?!

Am I even part of society anymore?
January 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
That face!
Good Morning to ewe!

It's #WoollyWednesday 💚
January 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This chicken just cheers me up.

2025 is gonna be my chicken dance year.

What happened to me?
Time for a much needed dance
January 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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Can relate. #cats
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
First post. Choosing to believe the Northern Lights last month were magical and not an omen.
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM