We’re currently under a severe thunderstorm watch here in Alberta. I love this handy guide which clearly explains the difference between a “watch” and a “warning.”
#yegwx #abstorm #yegweather

Martyrdumb: Intentionally provoking a response just so you can look like a victim when you propagandize an incident of your own making.

I’m terrible at positive self talk, so sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself I imagine what my dog would say about me at a dogs-only cocktail party where everyone is standing around talking about their owners, and honestly it’s just the best little life hack

Took shower mostly by myself, had my favorite shirt warm from the dryer, got the sling back on & ice pad in place, AND immediately fell asleep holding the perfect caramel latte my husband had just made me.

Living out a Pinterest Expectation to Reality meme in real time. Nailed it!

Dune Part Two came out and is on Netflix?!?!?!

Am I even part of society anymore?

That face!

This chicken just cheers me up.

2025 is gonna be my chicken dance year.

What happened to me?

A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.

Can relate. #cats

First post. Choosing to believe the Northern Lights last month were magical and not an omen.