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I'll be collecting vaccinations like Pokemon next year:
Flu
COVID
RSV
Pneumonia
Shingles
TDP
Tetanus booster
and maybe a measles booster
I'll be collecting vaccinations like Pokemon next year:
Flu
COVID
RSV
Pneumonia
Shingles
TDP
Tetanus booster
and maybe a measles booster
"It's fine. Americans aren't smart enough to make good beer," says an unnamed source.
"It's fine. Americans aren't smart enough to make good beer," says an unnamed source.
The Spy Who Came in for the Cold Pizza
The Spy Who Came in for the Cold Pizza
Have a cute hamster.
Have a cute hamster.
For class, I wrote a story about the toy cars I buried on a vacation to Ireland and then we left and never returned to that house so I never dug them up.
"I was playing 'buried treasure'."
(WE were your treasure.)
It was a bittersweet story. By the end, my toys forgave me.
For class, I wrote a story about the toy cars I buried on a vacation to Ireland and then we left and never returned to that house so I never dug them up.
"I was playing 'buried treasure'."
(WE were your treasure.)
It was a bittersweet story. By the end, my toys forgave me.
The rest of the time, I just *am* strange.
The rest of the time, I just *am* strange.
A guy I know online said he liked that he could finally listen to (alleged pedophile) Michael Jackson again.
I felt the same way about Charlie Daniels, who compared abortion rights to Auschwitz and meant it.
I'm not as invested in Rowling's books but the sooner she's gone, well, ....
A guy I know online said he liked that he could finally listen to (alleged pedophile) Michael Jackson again.
I felt the same way about Charlie Daniels, who compared abortion rights to Auschwitz and meant it.
I'm not as invested in Rowling's books but the sooner she's gone, well, ....
My brother's family will be having tofurkey, steamed veggies, and filtered water from the fridge.
My brother's family will be having tofurkey, steamed veggies, and filtered water from the fridge.
And then the f***er lived.
And then the f***er lived.
A supervillain, maybe, but not a fool.
A supervillain, maybe, but not a fool.