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Murphy's Lawyer
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He/him. Online since before the Eternal September. Remembers when Woke used to be called treating others with respect and decency. You can find me elsewhere
at and via https://murphys-lawyer.dreamwidth.org/

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I am certain this bottle contains not enough drugs for the mostly dead Mr. Cooper Howard.
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
What you find inside a Switch whose fan suddenly kicked into overdrive while idling and whose case was, er, showing gaps.

New battery now in place courtesy of iFixit.
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
F.A.B.! A long weekend of nostalgia awaits.
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
This gets me every time.
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Thanks! That inspired me on what to make for lunch (and some snacks afterwards).

The black pudding is local, but the white is indeed Clonakilty’s finest.
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Its next door neighbour, on the other hand, is flourishing in both the root and flower departments.
February 2, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Life finds a way. This bulb never really developed roots but it still puts out flowers.
February 2, 2026 at 10:48 AM
January 30, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I’ve managed to get this to bloom, which given I have black thumbs and not green is quite an achievement for me.
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 PM
They have been since at least 1998.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Paging Roger Dean. Mr. Dean to the psychedelic courtesy phone...
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Cat pictures time. A General and her Padawan.
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
TIL that phone manufacturers have sold devices that will brick themselves permanently if you try to roll back the OS or install a custom ROM.
The article’s about OnePlus phones but I’m not surprised to see Samsung get a dishonourable mention too. (1/2)

consumerrights.wiki/w/Oneplus_ph...
January 25, 2026 at 10:45 AM
In the latest episode of #Frieren they drop a new character who knows he’s going to fail and die in his quest, but he’s all right with that because he knows what will happen later.

Or, how to make the back story the front story and make you sad for someone who’s here and gone.

I love this show.
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Lunch. Getting better at making this.
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 PM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
January 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Shutting down for the night. Have a cat picture.
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Good morning. Posting cat pictures until further notice for my sake as much as anyone else’s.
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Crystal Tipps & Alistair will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Oh yeah?
In the “There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only are this man’s lawful prey” category, I give you
January 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Today’s bargain at #Lidl: instant warding circle.
January 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
“Kawaii kaiwai…”
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Going into 2026 like…
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Happy Hanukkah.
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sympathies to the Representations from the Snug Smug.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM