Novel Chris (revivified)
@mementomori.bsky.social
If the law stops you from helping a child then you probably weren’t going to help anyways
Need less of a Joe Rogan of the left and more of a Mitch McConnell of the left.
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Need less of a Joe Rogan of the left and more of a Mitch McConnell of the left.
Once again tis Friday and hail Satan.
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Once again tis Friday and hail Satan.
Think bigger, little liberal
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Think bigger, little liberal
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The New York Times not linking to anyone who’s been reporting this — and then pushing it — is quite annoying!
Also, my story is much more detailed and actually explains things going on, in addition to linking to three other reports from other outlets. www.lawdork.com/p/the-system...
Also, my story is much more detailed and actually explains things going on, in addition to linking to three other reports from other outlets. www.lawdork.com/p/the-system...
"The system sucks," or what a federal lawyer's comments really tell us about the Trump admin
Julie Le's comments are shocking, but they are a problem of the Trump admin’s own making. And it goes way beyond one lawyer new to the Minnesota U.S. Attorney's Office.
www.lawdork.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The New York Times not linking to anyone who’s been reporting this — and then pushing it — is quite annoying!
Also, my story is much more detailed and actually explains things going on, in addition to linking to three other reports from other outlets. www.lawdork.com/p/the-system...
Also, my story is much more detailed and actually explains things going on, in addition to linking to three other reports from other outlets. www.lawdork.com/p/the-system...
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Hail Satan tis Friday once more.
January 23, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Hail Satan tis Friday once more.
Inflated my tires. Let’s roll.
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Inflated my tires. Let’s roll.
Hail Satan tis Friday
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Hail Satan tis Friday
Liquid Glass is stupid and I hate it. Just give me regular solid backgrounds, you overly artistic weirdos.
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Liquid Glass is stupid and I hate it. Just give me regular solid backgrounds, you overly artistic weirdos.
People enjoying the fruits of imperialism: Don’t worry. This will never negatively affect us.
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 PM
People enjoying the fruits of imperialism: Don’t worry. This will never negatively affect us.
Unspreadable butter - I can’t believe that’s not going anywhere!
January 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Unspreadable butter - I can’t believe that’s not going anywhere!
Reposted by Novel Chris (revivified)
the protest safety guide is here docs.google.com/document/d/1...
the paper on less lethal dangers i see i linked in the bibliography is here. i remember i looked at more than this but i don't have any others on hand
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
the paper on less lethal dangers i see i linked in the bibliography is here. i remember i looked at more than this but i don't have any others on hand
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
the protest safety guide is here docs.google.com/document/d/1...
the paper on less lethal dangers i see i linked in the bibliography is here. i remember i looked at more than this but i don't have any others on hand
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
the paper on less lethal dangers i see i linked in the bibliography is here. i remember i looked at more than this but i don't have any others on hand
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Born to shimmy, forced to shake.
January 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Born to shimmy, forced to shake.
I refuse to believe Big Pasta’s lies that you need 6 cups of boiling water.
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I refuse to believe Big Pasta’s lies that you need 6 cups of boiling water.
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I guess i have to beg. 4 months of stage 4 cancer treatments and meds to the tune of a $1500/mnth + 2 hospital stays + a thousand miles of travel + a month off wrk to care for my spouse... we are lost
If you can help
Cash app: $OGMcDuck
Paypal: [email protected]
If you can't help, please share
If you can help
Cash app: $OGMcDuck
Paypal: [email protected]
If you can't help, please share
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I guess i have to beg. 4 months of stage 4 cancer treatments and meds to the tune of a $1500/mnth + 2 hospital stays + a thousand miles of travel + a month off wrk to care for my spouse... we are lost
If you can help
Cash app: $OGMcDuck
Paypal: [email protected]
If you can't help, please share
If you can help
Cash app: $OGMcDuck
Paypal: [email protected]
If you can't help, please share
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First as farce, then as tragedy.
February 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
First as farce, then as tragedy.
I find myself saying, ‘Stupid dog! You make me look bad! Booga booga booga!’ more and more these day.
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I find myself saying, ‘Stupid dog! You make me look bad! Booga booga booga!’ more and more these day.
This one small step for a man. One giant leap for privatizing public institutions.
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This one small step for a man. One giant leap for privatizing public institutions.
I, for one, look forward to the day that Trump it’s perfectly lucid and energetic.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I, for one, look forward to the day that Trump it’s perfectly lucid and energetic.
Hail Satan, tis Friday once again.
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hail Satan, tis Friday once again.
Honestly say this all the time about shoplifting. Let shoplifters innovate already!
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Honestly say this all the time about shoplifting. Let shoplifters innovate already!
Good morning to the 17 others out there.
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good morning to the 17 others out there.
You ever find that one good sleeping position? Me neither.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You ever find that one good sleeping position? Me neither.
Haulin’ oats. I’ll finish this joke later
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Haulin’ oats. I’ll finish this joke later
Make a celebrity a pokemon
Taylor used Swift.
Taylor used Swift.
Make a celebrity a janitor
Taylor Swiffer
Taylor Swiffer
Make a celebrity a construction worker
Taylor Sift
Taylor Sift
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Make a celebrity a pokemon
Taylor used Swift.
Taylor used Swift.