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Melody 🏳️‍⚧️
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she/it | Mahjong Enthusiast | I do voice into microphone for money sometimes |
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3 years in estrogen! Being a girl is so cool 🥺
blue sky? I hardly even know her!
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A pretzel is just a really big noodle tied to itself
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm so locked in rn
I might or might not have taken a double dose of my Adderall just now,,, only time will tell bc I fuckin forgot if I actually took the first one or not

stay tuned oomfied
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
update: my boss called me about it and was like "yeah you ain't the first one lmao" so now I don't feel so bad about it. plus it was only like five dollars
oops I accidentally used my company card for a personal purchase...

I'm just a girl I shouldn't have to worry about allat
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I might or might not have taken a double dose of my Adderall just now,,, only time will tell bc I fuckin forgot if I actually took the first one or not

stay tuned oomfied
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
oops I accidentally used my company card for a personal purchase...

I'm just a girl I shouldn't have to worry about allat
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
me and who?
the get along collar
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the puppy girl has pushed me over while I was pitched up high. this is devastating
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Trans women definitely have a biological advantage in Riichi Mahjong. Our brains are just hard-wired to be good at it and other hand building games.
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
winter is nearing which means I get to start feeling like shit all the time LETS GOOOOO
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I just realized that I'm now at a critical mass of mahjong players that I'll need to get a second set of tiles if I want to keep inviting everyone over for IRL games

This is a REALLY good problem to have
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
got to drive my roommate's Audi A6 home bc she was a but lost in the sauce.

That thing goes "kaboom" when you want it too >:3
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my mom truly understands my stupid chungus life
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
the lioness does in fact concern herself with her car's rough ess while shifting gears and the strange smell coming from its heater (it's got a coolant leak 3:)
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the lioness does not concern herself with the obvious reasons she just broke down crying at work
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I hate being both a morning person and a night person. I need more sleep but I want to see the sunrise and the stars.

Maybe I'll give the split sleep schedule another go? Honestly felt pretty good when I was doing it for the night shift.
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My boss just gave me a 40TB DAS to take home. What should I do with it?
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Here's my possibly hot Riichi Mahjong take:

I think Kazoe Yakumans with 13+ han in Dora/bonuses should stack with yakuman hands

Like if someone gets suukantsu and they happen to have kan'd into 16 dora, that's some BDE and deserves a double yakuman, is that too crazy? Is the world ready for this?
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yesterday in my IRL mahjong group I won with Kokushi IRL (my first IRL yakuman!) and later in the day witnessed Shousuushi for the first time and won with ryanpeiko (my favorite hand in Riichi)

I could ride this high for like a week.
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The duality of being transfem:

- wanting to lose weight so clothes fit better

- wanting to gain weight bc boobs n butt

And like, I know the answer is squats and pushups, but I'm just a girl I don't wanna do allat
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
being back on my ADHD meds is awesome my coworker asked me why I was so quiet on Friday lmaooo
October 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Been reading The War Poems of Siegfried Sassoon in my downtime today. It feels so raw, almost like I'm reading more from a personal diary.

Having them in chronological order really forces you into Sassoon's feelings about the war/patriotism and you can feel his attitude change (1/?)
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
day one back on my ADHD meds and I've read like, half of a book already, AND DIDNT HAVE TO RE-READ EVERY PAGE 5 FUCKING TIMES. this shit is insane
October 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The local punk show was not where I expected to find new people to play mahjong with, but here we are!!!
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM