dracula flow kinda line

or at least, you could be if you tried?

have you considered that you *are* a fictional character?

i mostly think about worms in the context of feeding them to my axolotl :3

thank you oomfie I'll let you know when I gain enough super-speed by sprinting to you at mach 1

I was mostly just worried about it bc I didn't even know what happened until a month after it was actually used bc they don't send us our transaction history until like 30 days after the purchase

perched* God fucking damn it

nah, I'm too fast you couldn't get me like that

i bet you couldn't throw me~

good thing my coworker is gone lmao