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Eléna de M H
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‘Yeah. Sorry I’m running late for work. It’s taken me ages to find number 10 on my advent calendar. Cheers.’
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Sadly, there's always prejudice in rural communities (all communities, of course). They managed to ferret out that my grandpa was Indian when my parents moved to their farm in the 80s and it wasn't till 30 years later that my mum finally told me about all the horrible comments she got. #TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My 80-year-old father was despatched to my niece's primary school this afternoon to watch her in her nativity play. He'd never been before and didn't realise he was at the back of the building, with a locked gate. So he just climbed over it and walked round the front. #RetiredFarmer
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The Maliks can't leave! They're the only normal ones in Ambridge. They're keeping us all sane! #TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Good luck trying to get a driving test slot! #TheArchers
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No wonder Lily has an upset stomach, eating that stodge. #TheArchers
Their Sunday lunch/dinner sounds gross. #TheArchers
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Their Sunday lunch/dinner sounds gross. #TheArchers
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Oh my god, could Josh and Paul sound any more parochial?! #TheArchers
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I will not miss Lily's sibilance. 🐍 #TheArchers
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
She's been de-frocked for sending her congregation into a mass coma. #TheArchers
Because of course a vicar is free to do property inspections two hundred miles away, ten days before Christmas. Only in Ambridge. #TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Nice to see Edinburgh putting up a fight! 💪💪💪 #RugbyUnion
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"He's a character" is always code for "He's a pain in the arse".
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Much like Chris Robshaw has just said on Premier Sports, Facundo Isa has been the key signing for me. He's such a great player and doesn't often get the attention he deserves. 🇦🇷

And no, it is not pronounced Eye-sa. He cannot help you with your tax-free savings. It's Ee-sa. 😉 #PronunciationPolice
NEED TO KNOW: Pau🐂🏔️

And of course, here is our pre-Champions Cup Need to Know for Section Paloise.

Even the Section fan half of Rosbifs is surprised by how the season is going. They are getting it right tactically and they are more physical now.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I kind of want it to make sense though. I live in a very small village and the idea of someone delivering not only my groceries but also a freshly made pizza at the same time is very appealing. #TheArchers
No Ian. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
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#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I hope Clarrie's last act before the arthritis takes over is to go for Eddie with a potato peeler. #TheArchers
Eddie will peel a potato only when his wife’s hands are ravaged by arthritis.

#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Can't wait for Casablanca 2: Too Casa Too Blanca, Casablanca 3: Morocco Drift, and Casablanca 4: The N*zis Weren't So Bad After All.
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Aw, the smile on Uini Atonio's face as he comes on to the pitch and the big roar from the crowd. 💛 #RugbyUnion #LARvLEIC
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Got my feet up at my parents' house, fire on, mulled wine and enjoying watching the joyous madness that is Bulls v UBB. Great Saturday. 🥰 #RugbyUnion
What a game of rugby! Just bloody lovely from both sides. Lucu has been bloody brilliant. So many sexy tries, played at 100000000 an hour and at altitude. Hook it into my veins.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I really don't connect with all this po-faced marketing around men's rugby. It's sport: it's meant to be fun! Maybe they'd attract more fans if they didn't put out all this overly serious stuff? #RugbyUnion
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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the two Christmas moods #SaturdayKitchen
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Not much of a crowd for Sale v Glasgow. Is there something else on in Manchester tonight? #ChampsCup #RugbyUnion
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The acting is superb. #TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is why I love #TheArchers so much. I don't think anything else does long-form storytelling this well (or at all!).
I also think George has something about him. Even when he was very small. Neil articulated it quite well when he said he loved him, but couldn’t always like him and couldn’t put his finger on why exactly.
I do love this SL, so long in the making and so thought provoking.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It's perfectly possible to think George is a terrible person and also feel sorry for him. He's ultimately responsible for his actions but he's also a product of his environment. He needs support but he has to do the work himself. #TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM