I’m losing years off my life right now. Let’s go.

The size of the bag of peanuts & the amount of time I spend communicating with my woodland friends after work is directly proportional to how draining my work day was.

This is Tony. Tony cleans up & can feed his family for a year from one day of work stress 😂

I’d like to retire now so I can continue to cosplay Snow White but on a permanent, full time basis.

“I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it’s been approximately 20 seconds since she got the treat out & hasn’t given it to me yet. Call the authorities.”
~Benny Beans