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Mel_issues
@mel-issues.bsky.social
I’ve got 99 issues & math is all of them.
Fluent in Dogs~ADHD~FinOps~Spreadsheets
YSJ, NB
I’m losing years off my life right now. Let’s go.
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The size of the bag of peanuts & the amount of time I spend communicating with my woodland friends after work is directly proportional to how draining my work day was.

This is Tony. Tony cleans up & can feed his family for a year from one day of work stress 😂
September 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I’d like to retire now so I can continue to cosplay Snow White but on a permanent, full time basis.
June 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it’s been approximately 20 seconds since she got the treat out & hasn’t given it to me yet. Call the authorities.”
~Benny Beans
May 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM