Mel_issues
@mel-issues.bsky.social
I’ve got 99 issues & math is all of them.
Fluent in Dogs~ADHD~FinOps~Spreadsheets
YSJ, NB
Fluent in Dogs~ADHD~FinOps~Spreadsheets
YSJ, NB
It’s not filled, sanded or stained yet - but such an improvement from the brick 😂
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s not filled, sanded or stained yet - but such an improvement from the brick 😂
I’m losing years off my life right now. Let’s go.
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m losing years off my life right now. Let’s go.
When you were trained in scent detection with wintergreen & your Mother has wintergreen flavoured cough drops, you hit your mark and patiently wait for your reward.
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When you were trained in scent detection with wintergreen & your Mother has wintergreen flavoured cough drops, you hit your mark and patiently wait for your reward.
I’ve always wanted to visit FallingWater (a Frank Lloyd Wright masterpiece) so really hoping it withstands the fall of the USA & so I get to see it in my lifetime.
October 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I’ve always wanted to visit FallingWater (a Frank Lloyd Wright masterpiece) so really hoping it withstands the fall of the USA & so I get to see it in my lifetime.
I refuse to turn on the heat, so my fingers refuse to work under such conditions. Thank god for Little Hotties - these spreadsheets aren’t going to build themselves.
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I refuse to turn on the heat, so my fingers refuse to work under such conditions. Thank god for Little Hotties - these spreadsheets aren’t going to build themselves.
The size of the bag of peanuts & the amount of time I spend communicating with my woodland friends after work is directly proportional to how draining my work day was.
This is Tony. Tony cleans up & can feed his family for a year from one day of work stress 😂
This is Tony. Tony cleans up & can feed his family for a year from one day of work stress 😂
September 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The size of the bag of peanuts & the amount of time I spend communicating with my woodland friends after work is directly proportional to how draining my work day was.
This is Tony. Tony cleans up & can feed his family for a year from one day of work stress 😂
This is Tony. Tony cleans up & can feed his family for a year from one day of work stress 😂
I’m so petty & spiteful, I’m trading in my Toyota for ANY OTHER make so long as the dealership provides transportation when your vehicle is being serviced & doesn’t give you attitude when you try to schedule the customer service shuttle for pick up. Complaining about YOU, SJ Toyota.
August 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’m so petty & spiteful, I’m trading in my Toyota for ANY OTHER make so long as the dealership provides transportation when your vehicle is being serviced & doesn’t give you attitude when you try to schedule the customer service shuttle for pick up. Complaining about YOU, SJ Toyota.
My extra long weekend plans include learning to use my new paddle board, putting away the majority of my summer clothes (the juxtaposition,rly) and convincing my spouse a 3rd dog would preemptively cure my impending SAD.
August 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
My extra long weekend plans include learning to use my new paddle board, putting away the majority of my summer clothes (the juxtaposition,rly) and convincing my spouse a 3rd dog would preemptively cure my impending SAD.
I would like to pay someone to come group & hang all of my thrifted art because I get overwhelmed with themes and if gallery walls should “match” and I really just need to hang my new creepy vintage child & GSD’s picture but I’m paralyzed with indecision 😂
August 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I would like to pay someone to come group & hang all of my thrifted art because I get overwhelmed with themes and if gallery walls should “match” and I really just need to hang my new creepy vintage child & GSD’s picture but I’m paralyzed with indecision 😂
The next time we patrol uptown, think I’ll bring his toy to send a message to men that we’re both unfriendly & they should not attempt talk to us.
August 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The next time we patrol uptown, think I’ll bring his toy to send a message to men that we’re both unfriendly & they should not attempt talk to us.
Sir Francis Barkon is 7 today!
All he wants for his birthday is for me to put the camera down & throw the damn ball already.
All he wants for his birthday is for me to put the camera down & throw the damn ball already.
August 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sir Francis Barkon is 7 today!
All he wants for his birthday is for me to put the camera down & throw the damn ball already.
All he wants for his birthday is for me to put the camera down & throw the damn ball already.
Called ahead and reserved the beach for us this morning.
July 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Called ahead and reserved the beach for us this morning.
My supervisors for the day
July 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My supervisors for the day
I made several trips back to the ice corridor to hang with my penguin friends & cool down. Then laughed at how I spent as much time as possible in the tropical section and so little with the penguins when I was a youth 😂
July 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I made several trips back to the ice corridor to hang with my penguin friends & cool down. Then laughed at how I spent as much time as possible in the tropical section and so little with the penguins when I was a youth 😂
I don’t know why they call them German Shedders- They only shed 2x a year*
*Each shed lasts approximately 6 months. #GSD #GermanShedder
*Each shed lasts approximately 6 months. #GSD #GermanShedder
July 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I don’t know why they call them German Shedders- They only shed 2x a year*
*Each shed lasts approximately 6 months. #GSD #GermanShedder
*Each shed lasts approximately 6 months. #GSD #GermanShedder
I’ve been herding cats (sprint planning) since I got home from my run at 7am. I haven’t internet-ed yet today & it seems I have a lot of stuff to catch up on….
June 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve been herding cats (sprint planning) since I got home from my run at 7am. I haven’t internet-ed yet today & it seems I have a lot of stuff to catch up on….
I’d like to retire now so I can continue to cosplay Snow White but on a permanent, full time basis.
June 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’d like to retire now so I can continue to cosplay Snow White but on a permanent, full time basis.
Could I interest you in our sarcastic travel sign we use for exactly such scoldings? Typically used for international travel, but when feeling spicy, I don’t hesitate to use it locally 😂
June 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Could I interest you in our sarcastic travel sign we use for exactly such scoldings? Typically used for international travel, but when feeling spicy, I don’t hesitate to use it locally 😂
I feel god in this Chilli’s tonight.
June 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I feel god in this Chilli’s tonight.
Sorry, I WOULD make dinner, but I’m trapped under my 85 pound weighted blanket. 🤷🏻♀️
May 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sorry, I WOULD make dinner, but I’m trapped under my 85 pound weighted blanket. 🤷🏻♀️
It’s not a betrayal if he can’t read.
May 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It’s not a betrayal if he can’t read.
“I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it’s been approximately 20 seconds since she got the treat out & hasn’t given it to me yet. Call the authorities.”
~Benny Beans
~Benny Beans
May 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I don’t want to alarm anyone, but it’s been approximately 20 seconds since she got the treat out & hasn’t given it to me yet. Call the authorities.”
~Benny Beans
~Benny Beans
Watching season 3 of White Lotus is doing NOTHING to quiet my urge to go back to Thailand. Next time, I need 3 months there instead of 3 weeks.
April 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Watching season 3 of White Lotus is doing NOTHING to quiet my urge to go back to Thailand. Next time, I need 3 months there instead of 3 weeks.