megan thee stalin
@megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social
fluffy bao bun ☭
Whoever repeatedly reported Cara, my word, get a grip I’m begging you. None of us warrant this level of antipathy for simply bumbling along on this platform
We refuse to play along in this melodrama
We refuse to play along in this melodrama
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Whoever repeatedly reported Cara, my word, get a grip I’m begging you. None of us warrant this level of antipathy for simply bumbling along on this platform
We refuse to play along in this melodrama
We refuse to play along in this melodrama
Walked the length of my street and the street that runs parallel but I couldn’t find a place that matches the photo
Yodel’s phone number is basically a parcel tracker, and chat is deeply buried on their “app”. Asked me to wait for an update lmao
Yodel’s phone number is basically a parcel tracker, and chat is deeply buried on their “app”. Asked me to wait for an update lmao
God I hate Yodel, delivered to the wrong address and haven’t even bothered to hide the package by the look of the photo
My limited Faetooth merch and vinyl 😭
My limited Faetooth merch and vinyl 😭
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Walked the length of my street and the street that runs parallel but I couldn’t find a place that matches the photo
Yodel’s phone number is basically a parcel tracker, and chat is deeply buried on their “app”. Asked me to wait for an update lmao
Yodel’s phone number is basically a parcel tracker, and chat is deeply buried on their “app”. Asked me to wait for an update lmao
Wondering whether or not taking a 4th day off sick in a row is taking the piss or not
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Wondering whether or not taking a 4th day off sick in a row is taking the piss or not
It has been a throughly awful year that I cannot wait to see the end of
I don’t have any holidays left, so I’m hoping to take like 2 weeks off in January
I don’t have any holidays left, so I’m hoping to take like 2 weeks off in January
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It has been a throughly awful year that I cannot wait to see the end of
I don’t have any holidays left, so I’m hoping to take like 2 weeks off in January
I don’t have any holidays left, so I’m hoping to take like 2 weeks off in January
I have survived two weeks on duloxetine, and now I’m up to the part of day on / day off tapering of the sertraline
I hope it’s not as brutal as going from 100mg to 50mg
I hope it’s not as brutal as going from 100mg to 50mg
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I have survived two weeks on duloxetine, and now I’m up to the part of day on / day off tapering of the sertraline
I hope it’s not as brutal as going from 100mg to 50mg
I hope it’s not as brutal as going from 100mg to 50mg
God I hate Yodel, delivered to the wrong address and haven’t even bothered to hide the package by the look of the photo
My limited Faetooth merch and vinyl 😭
My limited Faetooth merch and vinyl 😭
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
God I hate Yodel, delivered to the wrong address and haven’t even bothered to hide the package by the look of the photo
My limited Faetooth merch and vinyl 😭
My limited Faetooth merch and vinyl 😭
Everyone is equal against the wall, old chap
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Everyone is equal against the wall, old chap
Omg omg
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Omg omg
People who wonder this shit aloud never consider their own rapidly approaching decrepitude and I yearn for the day when it happens, because it will, any day
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
People who wonder this shit aloud never consider their own rapidly approaching decrepitude and I yearn for the day when it happens, because it will, any day
New kink unlocked
Been watching Elden Ring lore videos and Mario speedruns so the algorithm finally blessed me with some Content™
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
New kink unlocked
It should not surprise you I have this as a meme
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It should not surprise you I have this as a meme
God I remember these from all them years ago, amazing
Preparing for some paintings tomorrow and I remembered the jazz rats I used to do so hell yeah you can bet I'm getting some of those done
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
God I remember these from all them years ago, amazing
My Instagram feed is just propaganda of President Xi and I love it
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My Instagram feed is just propaganda of President Xi and I love it
“The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances”
oh to do a near heroic dose of shrooms with mr beast, as dozens of vials of your blood are drawn, and the world watches on
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances”
I do find it interesting how Hollywood movies like to introduce third act villain motive decay — see also Bane, The Riddler and uhh help me out here
But seriously, these guys were awesome why did you do them dirty
But seriously, these guys were awesome why did you do them dirty
I think we can all agree that Hans is the good guy in this movie
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I do find it interesting how Hollywood movies like to introduce third act villain motive decay — see also Bane, The Riddler and uhh help me out here
But seriously, these guys were awesome why did you do them dirty
But seriously, these guys were awesome why did you do them dirty
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My Whamaggedon philosophy. Our angel George bequeathed us with this masterpiece to be enjoyed at every opportunity.
Therefore, let me be the first to welcome you to this joyous season
youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI?...
Therefore, let me be the first to welcome you to this joyous season
youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI?...
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My Whamaggedon philosophy. Our angel George bequeathed us with this masterpiece to be enjoyed at every opportunity.
Therefore, let me be the first to welcome you to this joyous season
youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI?...
Therefore, let me be the first to welcome you to this joyous season
youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI?...
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Time to post the new Whamaggedon rules again I see
December 1, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Time to post the new Whamaggedon rules again I see
Imagine?? In Liverpool of all places???
God stop making defend this silly little indulgence, please
God stop making defend this silly little indulgence, please
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Imagine?? In Liverpool of all places???
God stop making defend this silly little indulgence, please
God stop making defend this silly little indulgence, please
Frame this
Before Trump, cite a unilateral action by the United States towards another nation for the acquisition of their resources?
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Frame this
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i wanna take my brain out and blow on it like a gameboy cartridge
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i wanna take my brain out and blow on it like a gameboy cartridge
Also, this is unarguably a good thing. It is clear neither are fit to lead
Look have a pop at Your Party or whatever they’re branded now, they deserve it, but this is literally what Sultana has been fighting for and what Corbyn agreed to (under sufferance)
Oh God I needed this so much right now. Good old fashioned funny chaos and farce instead of constant depression in politics.
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Also, this is unarguably a good thing. It is clear neither are fit to lead
Look have a pop at Your Party or whatever they’re branded now, they deserve it, but this is literally what Sultana has been fighting for and what Corbyn agreed to (under sufferance)
Oh God I needed this so much right now. Good old fashioned funny chaos and farce instead of constant depression in politics.
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders
Members vote in favour of 'collective leadership' option, with a ‘lay’ chair – who cannot be an MP
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Look have a pop at Your Party or whatever they’re branded now, they deserve it, but this is literally what Sultana has been fighting for and what Corbyn agreed to (under sufferance)
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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There’s far too many MPs who have killed dogs, I mean it’s weird it keeps happening right
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PolHome he was once forced to kill a dog with his hands to save the life of a baby
He spoke to Tom Scotson at Your Party conference in Liverpool
He spoke to Tom Scotson at Your Party conference in Liverpool
Your Party MP Ayoub Khan Killed Dog To Save A Baby's Life
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PoliticsHome he once killed a dog with his hands to save a child’s life.
www.politicshome.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There’s far too many MPs who have killed dogs, I mean it’s weird it keeps happening right