Oscar Meyer Lansky
@mediumreginald.bsky.social
He/him. Queer, socialist, proud UFCW worker. I know how the sausage is made. Working class hipster, will fight you over movies.
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Saved you a click: You need a head to live.
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Saved you a click: You need a head to live.
Putting on the They Live glasses and looking at a frozen pizza label that now says "40% sauce by weight"
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Putting on the They Live glasses and looking at a frozen pizza label that now says "40% sauce by weight"
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Conservatives after I enjoy anything in life.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Conservatives after I enjoy anything in life.
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
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I'm just gonna say it: pecan pie is the worst Star Wars movie
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm just gonna say it: pecan pie is the worst Star Wars movie
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boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
Anyone wanna post a picture of their pet?
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Anyone wanna post a picture of their pet?
Something I'm a pedantic stickler about: there was no Victorian America and there are no American Victorians. You're probably looking for the word antebellum, gilded age, or progressive era. Or just plain old 19th century
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Something I'm a pedantic stickler about: there was no Victorian America and there are no American Victorians. You're probably looking for the word antebellum, gilded age, or progressive era. Or just plain old 19th century
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WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers...
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers...
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
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One of my favorite takes on this website by the Ball Knowers was that the year plus of cracking down on anti-genocide youth movements in this country, on campuses and otherwise, had no effects whatsoever on turnouts come November nor in general for mobilization etc. Goldfish levels of myopia.
I think @brendannyhan.bsky.social is exactly right in this piece, but I’d go one step further here. Elites very explicitly told young people to sit down and shut up. Society punished them for standing up for their beliefs, and targeted and vilified the organizers. Now we need need them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One of my favorite takes on this website by the Ball Knowers was that the year plus of cracking down on anti-genocide youth movements in this country, on campuses and otherwise, had no effects whatsoever on turnouts come November nor in general for mobilization etc. Goldfish levels of myopia.
The stress of a 6 day work week doesn't fully hit til you're back after your one day off.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The stress of a 6 day work week doesn't fully hit til you're back after your one day off.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
Daniel: ...and your kingdom will be divided between the Medes and the Persians
Nebuchadnezzar: is that good?
Nebuchadnezzar: is that good?
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Daniel: ...and your kingdom will be divided between the Medes and the Persians
Nebuchadnezzar: is that good?
Nebuchadnezzar: is that good?
Jean Renoir says only white people ask him what are the rules of the game
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Jean Renoir says only white people ask him what are the rules of the game
Marjorie Taylor Greene has shown remarkable consistency and integrity in her fight against pedophiles both real (Epstein files) and imaginary (every single Queer person)
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has shown remarkable consistency and integrity in her fight against pedophiles both real (Epstein files) and imaginary (every single Queer person)
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And so we beat on, boats against the we’re so back, borne back ceaselessly into it’s over
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
And so we beat on, boats against the we’re so back, borne back ceaselessly into it’s over
Started reading this today if anyone cares
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Started reading this today if anyone cares
Biden's "we will cure cancer under my administration" may have been laughably optimistic at best, but it sure beats the Trump admin's "not if we have anything to say about it"
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Biden's "we will cure cancer under my administration" may have been laughably optimistic at best, but it sure beats the Trump admin's "not if we have anything to say about it"
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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Ryan Lizza is playing the role of Haters’ Santa for me right now which makes sense because Santa is definitely Olivia Nuzzi’s type (several hundred years old, still owns slaves)
Feels like Christmas has really come early for the haters this year but I think they can still give us even more
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ryan Lizza is playing the role of Haters’ Santa for me right now which makes sense because Santa is definitely Olivia Nuzzi’s type (several hundred years old, still owns slaves)
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The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
In Frankenstein, Jacob Elordi is large and yet rarely in charge
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In Frankenstein, Jacob Elordi is large and yet rarely in charge