Jaz Sandalli
@medalmagpie.bsky.social
Ultrarunner, trailrunner, rabid fan of F1, QPR, 😻☕️📚🍕 & 🍰. Annoying tryhard on Duolingo.
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“Maybe they’ll succeed… and, look, if all that happens, I’ll be there, delighted, in tears probably, hugging my best mates, thinking about my dad, writing flowery prose and graphic sexual imagery about how it was all worth it in the end.”
Honest, weary and heartbroken. And that’s Wednesday 💙🤍
Honest, weary and heartbroken. And that’s Wednesday 💙🤍
#BLAQPR Preview-ish
A chaotic, swashbuckling 3-2 weekend win against Hull City enjoyed only as long as it took the club to part ways with Paul Furlong.
#qpr
A chaotic, swashbuckling 3-2 weekend win against Hull City enjoyed only as long as it took the club to part ways with Paul Furlong.
#qpr
Giving with one hand, taking away with another – Preview - Queens Park Rangers News
A chaotic, swashbuckling 3-2 weekend win against Hull City enjoyed only as long as it took the club to part ways with Paul Furlong.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
“Maybe they’ll succeed… and, look, if all that happens, I’ll be there, delighted, in tears probably, hugging my best mates, thinking about my dad, writing flowery prose and graphic sexual imagery about how it was all worth it in the end.”
Honest, weary and heartbroken. And that’s Wednesday 💙🤍
Honest, weary and heartbroken. And that’s Wednesday 💙🤍
obSESSED with My Sister the Serial Killer. Can’t wait to read Cursed Daughters
The Recommender: Oyinkan Braithwaite
The award-winning author of My Sister, the Serial Killer – whose latest book Cursed Daughters @atlanticbooks.bsky.social has just been shortlisted for the 2025 #NeroBookAwards – shares her latest cultural discoveries
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The award-winning author of My Sister, the Serial Killer – whose latest book Cursed Daughters @atlanticbooks.bsky.social has just been shortlisted for the 2025 #NeroBookAwards – shares her latest cultural discoveries
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November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
obSESSED with My Sister the Serial Killer. Can’t wait to read Cursed Daughters
The view on pulling into the driveway
WHERE U BIN
WHERE U BIN
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The view on pulling into the driveway
WHERE U BIN
WHERE U BIN
Lovely to come back to three points on the board, and excellent performance from youth squad promotee Jamie Perry to boot. Are LFW a development club now father?
#QPRHUL 3-2
Rumarn Burrell continued his hot streak, Ilias Chair rolled back the years against his favourite opponent, and Jimmy Dunne capped his fine fortnight with a goal as QPR finally cut loose in attack against Hull City.
@jperry2000.bsky.social
#qpr
Rumarn Burrell continued his hot streak, Ilias Chair rolled back the years against his favourite opponent, and Jimmy Dunne capped his fine fortnight with a goal as QPR finally cut loose in attack against Hull City.
@jperry2000.bsky.social
#qpr
Twice behind, spirited Rangers rally to tame Tigers – Report - Queens Park Rangers News
Rumarn Burrell continued his hot streak, Ilias Chair rolled back the years against his favourite opponent, and Jimmy Dunne capped his fine fortnight with a goal as QPR finally cut loose in attack and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Lovely to come back to three points on the board, and excellent performance from youth squad promotee Jamie Perry to boot. Are LFW a development club now father?
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Arteta says Eze had two days off after international duty, but after one he wanted to get back into training as he wants "to keep learning"
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Arteta says Eze had two days off after international duty, but after one he wanted to get back into training as he wants "to keep learning"
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Someone said football chants are just straight musical theatre, and now I can’t unhear it
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Someone said football chants are just straight musical theatre, and now I can’t unhear it
Post race scrutineering is the VAR of F1.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Post race scrutineering is the VAR of F1.
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
“I needed that international break to remind me how exciting football can be and clear my veins after an artery hardening 90 minutes in the Steel City spent watching two footballing chimps sit in the bottom of the Championship cage and toss bits of shit at each other for 90 minutes.”
18 hours to go
18 hours to go
#QPRHUL Preview-ish
A remarkable international break disappears into the rear-view leaving QPR to face a winter that desperately needs to include a little bit of Scotland/Ireland joy for the long suffering supporters who sat through Sheff Utd A.
#qpr
A remarkable international break disappears into the rear-view leaving QPR to face a winter that desperately needs to include a little bit of Scotland/Ireland joy for the long suffering supporters who sat through Sheff Utd A.
#qpr
Burning bright – Preview - Queens Park Rangers News
A remarkable November international break disappears into the rear-view mirror leaving QPR to face a winter that starts with seven games in 22 days and desperately needs to include a little bit of Sco...
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November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“I needed that international break to remind me how exciting football can be and clear my veins after an artery hardening 90 minutes in the Steel City spent watching two footballing chimps sit in the bottom of the Championship cage and toss bits of shit at each other for 90 minutes.”
18 hours to go
18 hours to go
Latest @loftforwords.bsky.social pod is up 💙🤍 Great discussion with Jim Frayling and Dave Barton. In a twist so heavily telegraphed it could be an Eastenders plot line, QPR have been all over the table only to end up in… 16th. Dust off the Gladiators sting.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Latest @loftforwords.bsky.social pod is up 💙🤍 Great discussion with Jim Frayling and Dave Barton. In a twist so heavily telegraphed it could be an Eastenders plot line, QPR have been all over the table only to end up in… 16th. Dust off the Gladiators sting.
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The vibe I bring to any function
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The vibe I bring to any function
The one positive about this news is that anyone who still thought of Labour as left wing or in any way aligned with dignity and basic rights surely doesn’t any more. Disgusting. Immoral. Anti-human.
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The one positive about this news is that anyone who still thought of Labour as left wing or in any way aligned with dignity and basic rights surely doesn’t any more. Disgusting. Immoral. Anti-human.
“MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT”
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT”
Welcome to Britain: where the train guard comes on to apologise for the late running of the train, and directly afterwards a pre-recorded message plays asking people to be kind to staff and reminding them that abusive behaviour will be prosecuted
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Welcome to Britain: where the train guard comes on to apologise for the late running of the train, and directly afterwards a pre-recorded message plays asking people to be kind to staff and reminding them that abusive behaviour will be prosecuted
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Lando Norris has been on the podium in 80.95% of the races so far this season.
Every other driver who has hit that mark over a full season is a multiple-time world champion.
Wrote a bit about Norris’ recent form & case to be drivers’ champ 👇
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Every other driver who has hit that mark over a full season is a multiple-time world champion.
Wrote a bit about Norris’ recent form & case to be drivers’ champ 👇
www.thescore.com/formula1/new...
Lando Norris is driving like a world champion
You don't have to like it, but it's becoming pretty hard to deny: Lando Norris has been driving like a world champion lately. If he keeps this up, nothing will be able to prevent it from becoming a re...
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November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lando Norris has been on the podium in 80.95% of the races so far this season.
Every other driver who has hit that mark over a full season is a multiple-time world champion.
Wrote a bit about Norris’ recent form & case to be drivers’ champ 👇
www.thescore.com/formula1/new...
Every other driver who has hit that mark over a full season is a multiple-time world champion.
Wrote a bit about Norris’ recent form & case to be drivers’ champ 👇
www.thescore.com/formula1/new...
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let the dolls play
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
let the dolls play
There are worse places to watch from 💙🤍
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
There are worse places to watch from 💙🤍
“This is a footballing shuttle crash playing out in real time...What QPR turns up here on Saturday, do we think? One ready to stamp on their throat and finish them off?”
If QPR are on half as good a form as Clive is here we might be alright 😂
If QPR are on half as good a form as Clive is here we might be alright 😂
#SHUQPR Preview-ish
Sheffield United, most defeats in the EFL, host QPR, four defeats from five, at Bramall Lane on Saturday in a game we’re sure to be telling our grandchildren about in the eons to come.
#qpr
Sheffield United, most defeats in the EFL, host QPR, four defeats from five, at Bramall Lane on Saturday in a game we’re sure to be telling our grandchildren about in the eons to come.
#qpr
Clash of the titans – Preview - Queens Park Rangers News
Sheffield United, most defeats in the EFL, host QPR, four defeats from five, at Bramall Lane on Saturday in a game we’re sure to be telling our grandchildren about in the eons to come.
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November 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
“This is a footballing shuttle crash playing out in real time...What QPR turns up here on Saturday, do we think? One ready to stamp on their throat and finish them off?”
If QPR are on half as good a form as Clive is here we might be alright 😂
If QPR are on half as good a form as Clive is here we might be alright 😂
As someone who is ✨terrible✨at small talk, and regularly haunted by the times I’ve said something weird when I was trying to be friendly, it’s a confidence boost when I get it right and worth the practice. If small talk isn’t your thing go for random acts of kindness. It all keeps the world turning.
there’s a thing here about for the last decade or so, online people have been very negative about small talk - the weather, or local news, or whatever - and small talk is the grease that keeps physical interactions going, and i am tired of ceding that to shut-ins
i say thank you to the bus driver when i get on and yell thank you when i get off every day i ride the bus, and i take two buses to and from work, being nice and friendly costs you nothing and should be your default expectation for yourself because it improves your day and everyone else’s day
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
As someone who is ✨terrible✨at small talk, and regularly haunted by the times I’ve said something weird when I was trying to be friendly, it’s a confidence boost when I get it right and worth the practice. If small talk isn’t your thing go for random acts of kindness. It all keeps the world turning.
Never let it be said that women are slackers 😂
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Never let it be said that women are slackers 😂
Sounds like we picked the right weekend to miss the game 😂 the classic Clive-isms gave me a laugh anyway
#QPRIPS 1-4
"Stéphan said we were good for an hour. It wasn’t an hour that I spent at Loftus Road on Saturday. This was four for one declared."
#qpr @twtdcouk.bsky.social
"Stéphan said we were good for an hour. It wasn’t an hour that I spent at Loftus Road on Saturday. This was four for one declared."
#qpr @twtdcouk.bsky.social
Town’s four-star Halloween fright night leaves Rangers reeling – Report - Queens Park Rangers News
Three defeats in four games now for QPR following Saturday’s tactical distasterclass and four-goal hammering at the hands of Ipswich Town at Loftus Road.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sounds like we picked the right weekend to miss the game 😂 the classic Clive-isms gave me a laugh anyway
Squeezed in under 6 hours with no water on course after 20k - that’s official marathon number 71 done!
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Squeezed in under 6 hours with no water on course after 20k - that’s official marathon number 71 done!
Representing Kıbrıs at İstanbul marathon ❤️🤍
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Representing Kıbrıs at İstanbul marathon ❤️🤍
Spoiler alert: hot chaos, sod all about the football 😂 But the real story is #gopurpleforlily 💜 @qprnewyorkcity.bsky.social @dbhoops.bsky.social
🚨NEW POD ALERT🚨
@finneyqpr.bsky.social's back, joined by Steve Bernard, @dbhoops.bsky.social, @medalmagpie.bsky.social and @scheza.bsky.social. They talk:
☘️ A dodgy Derby Irish pub
👻 Derby's haunted pub
😒 A little about the Derby match
💜 And Dunstan walks us through #GoPurpleForLily
Download now!
@finneyqpr.bsky.social's back, joined by Steve Bernard, @dbhoops.bsky.social, @medalmagpie.bsky.social and @scheza.bsky.social. They talk:
☘️ A dodgy Derby Irish pub
👻 Derby's haunted pub
😒 A little about the Derby match
💜 And Dunstan walks us through #GoPurpleForLily
Download now!
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Spoiler alert: hot chaos, sod all about the football 😂 But the real story is #gopurpleforlily 💜 @qprnewyorkcity.bsky.social @dbhoops.bsky.social